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Text Message 8827: Wala kami cuk, pipse lang

Customer: waiter! bakit ang tagal ng order k0? ilan ang cook ninyo dito? waiter: ay ser, wala p0 kami cuk dito. pipse lang. — lol.

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Text Message 8826: Only 2% of your friends remain true

Facts about friends: 50% of them know & like you because of the favors you do or did for them; 30% of them have seen you at your best; 15% of them shared your pain; but.. only 5% knows the real story of your entire life.. & only 2% who remain true & will always […]

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Text Message 8825: Too much alibi

“too much alibi can destroy someones trust. it’s better to be straight forward than to live in a world of lies.”

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Text Message 8824: Why did I invite these people to dinner?

A lady invited some people to dinner. at the table she asked her 6-year old daughter to say the blessings. “i wouldn’t know what to say,” daughter said. “just say what you hear mommy say,” the lady said. the daughter bowed her head and said, “dear lord, why on earth did i invite these people […]

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Text Message 8823: Deleted

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Text Message 8822: He’s insured

“may i go swimming, mommy?” “no! there are sharks out there.” “but daddy’s swimming.” “he’s insured!” 😀

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Text Message 8821: Most wanted men

A grade one class were on an outing to a police station where they saw the pictures of the 10 most wanted men tacked to a bulletin board. remarked a kid to an officer, “it was so nice of you to put my dad’s picture up there!”

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Text Message 8820: Blackmail friends

Earn cash in your spare time. . . blackmail friends! 😀

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Text Message 8819: Life

The adventure of life is to learn. the purpose of life is to grow. the nature of life is to change. the challenge of life is to overcome. the essence of life is to care. the opportunity of life is to serve. the secret of life is to dare. the spice of life is to […]

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Text Message 8827: Wala kami cuk, pipse lang

Text Message 8826: Only 2% of your friends remain true

Text Message 8825: Too much alibi

Text Message 8824: Why did I invite these people to dinner?

Text Message 8823: Deleted

Text Message 8822: He’s insured

Text Message 8821: Most wanted men

Text Message 8820: Blackmail friends

Text Message 8819: Life

Text Message 8818: Sharp words

Text Message 8817: Hindi dapat tawaging syota

Text Message 8816: Bitter, sweet, hot

Text Message 8815: Happy Mooncake Day!

Text Message 8814: Past is not a good place to stay

Text Message 8813: Special moon cakes