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Text Message 8812: Message sent

For text senders everywhere… joy, delight, success and victory over struggles are words that can be summarized in two words… message sent!:-)
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Text Message 8810: A businessman took out a fire insurance policy

A businessman took out a fire insurance policy and on the same day, his warehouse burned to the ground. the insurance company suspected arson but was unable to prove anything. it has to content itself with writing the following letter: “dear sir: you took out an insurance policy at 10 a.m. and your fire did […]
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Text Message 8809: Faith never knows where it is being led

Thought of the day: faith never knows where it is being led, but it loves and knows the one who is leading.:-) gandang umaga
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Text Message 8808: All life is a journey

All life is a journey; which paths we take, what we look back on, and what we look forward to is up to us. we determine our destination, what kind of road we will take to get there, and how happy we are when we get there. may there always be flowers along the way! […]
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Text Message 8807: Love, give, fight, cry

What i’ve learned in life: love – but not too much. give – but leave something for yourself. fight – but learn to let go. cry – but try to move on. and most of all don’t overuse your heart in loving someone. sometimes we need to use our brain, to stop the pain.
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Text Message 8806: How to save your heart?

How to save your heart? should never expect never demand never assume know your limits where you stand your role don’t get affected get jealous get paranoid even wait for his text just go on with the flow and stay happy.
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Text Message 8804: Movie Remakes starring DILG Usec. Rico Puno

Movie remakes starring dilg usec. rico puno 1. close encounters of the emissary kind 2. kung fu pineda 3. jueteng to exhale 4. look who’s taking! 5. y tu mama tumbok ng otsenta, sahod ng beinte
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Text Message 8803: What school?

Mother: why are you home so early today? son: i was expelled for putting a stick of dynamite under the teacher’s desk. mother: well, you march right back to school and apologize! son: what school?
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Text Message 8802: Eradicate all forms of illegal gambling

Newly appointed pnp chief ddg raul bacalzo said, “i’m ordering my regional and district directors to eradicate jueteng and all forms of illegal gambling,” to which field directors ask, “sir, saan nyo kami gustong magsimula? sa puno?”:-)
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Text Message 8800: List of curses appropriate for modern times

Following is a list of curses appropriate for modern times.. may your personal organizer crash. may you be always stuck in rush hour traffic. may hackers use your name. may your diet fail. may your opposite-gender boss desire you. may your accountant and bir examiner be honest. may your doctor be incompetent. 😀
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Text Message 8799: Take Imodium

Sometimes you smile to hide the pain, sometimes you intend to laugh to cover the hurt, whether you smile or laugh you can never hide what you feel inside take imodium one dose one hour lbm ay tapos! 😀
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Text Message 8798: Decide on what you really want

“don’t sit on two chairs because you’ll just end up falling through the space between them..” lesson? “decide on what you really want.. take your side,not in betweens..” gud pm!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes