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Text Message 8782: PNP definition

Update: pnp definition: 1. p raktis ng p raktis 2. p atola nag p anik 3. p alpak na p ulis
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Text Message 8781: P-Noy walang galit kay Dr. Nilo

Interviewer: sir, napansin kong tila malaki ang galit nyo kay ex-pagasa chief, dr. prisco nilo. sinabi nyo pang may propaganda arm si dr. nilo. p-noy: gusto ko lang linawin ok, wala akong galit sa puny3+@%ng$3 dr. nilo na yan %#%12^@@% ok? and to be fair, i’ve known jojo ochoa since our ateneo days. kahit bayaw […]
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Text Message 8780: People who get on in the world

The people who get on in the world are the people who get up and look for circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, create them.;-) fill your life with the breathings of your heart. happy weekend!
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Text Message 8779: Happiness is an inside job

Happiness is an inside job. it’s not about chasing greater net worth, but about cultivating greater self-worth; not about having more money, but about finding more meaning in life … have a great day!
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Text Message 8778: A day without a laugh

“the most utterly lost of all days is that in which you have not once laughed.” a little laughter won’t hurt you. a wonderful day ahead.
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Text Message 8777: A prayer for all my friends

Friend’s prayer: dearest father up above, this prayer is for all the friends i love, some are near & some are far. but lord no matter where they are,watch & keep them safely through each day and night. i pray that you bless them most abundantly for they are very special to me. good night […]
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Text Message 8776: Relationships are like traffic signs

Relationships are like traffic signs. 1-way, 2-way, do not enter, no u turn, no left turn. but the best so far is give way and keep right.
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Text Message 8775: Scratch the cellphone screen

Nagbago na ako ng sim card. this is my new number 0917 ### ####. pakikaskas na lang yung screen ng cellphone mo para malaman mo yung number. b-)
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Text Message 8774: Sold a cuckoo clock with birds seeds

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best. 1st said that he is so good he sold a hd tv to a blind man. 2nd bragged he sold a karaoke stereo system to a deaf. 3rd said he sold a cuckoo clock to erap. the other 2 said, so what? 3rd salesman replied, “along with […]
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Text Message 8770: The more you read the bible

The more you read the bible.. the more you’ll love it’s author.
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Text Message 8769: People who remain true

Life is never about the people who act true infront of you. it is always about the people who remain true behind you.
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Text Message 8768: The best thing about an enemy

The best thing about an enemy is that he tells the truth about you. (–,)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes