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Text Message 8752: Why not have an affair?

“the thrill is gone from my marriage,” man tells his friend. “why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” the friend suggests. “but what if my wife finds out?” “heck, this is a new age we live in. go ahead and tell her!” so man goes home and says, “dear, i […]
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Text Message 8751: Spell the name as it appears on the card

Erap called an airline’s reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit card. the reservation clerk asked him, “would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?” erap replied, “v-i-s-a” 😉
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Text Message 8750: Mangaganak na yata ako

Buntis: nanay! tulong! ang sakit ng tiyan ko! mangaganak na yata ako! nanay: yung asawa mo ang tawagin mo, hindi ako! noong gumagawa kayo ng bata, hindi ninyo ako tinawag. ngayong mangaganak ka na, saka mo ko tatawagin? bahala ka dyan!;-)
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Text Message 8749: Ang lubid made in China

Tanggap na ng chinese gov’t ang sinapit ng mga kababayan nila, ang lubid daw kc na ginamit sa paghila ng pinto ay napatid dahil “made in china”!!!
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Text Message 8748: Spider-Man’s marriage has fallen apart

Spider-man’s marriage has fallen apart after more than 20 years in marvel comics. apparently he ignored his wife spending too much time on the web. 🙂
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Text Message 8747: Gaganti ang mga taga-HK sa Pilipinas

Bad news: balita daw gaganti ang mga taga-hk sa pilipinas. 🙁 ? good news: they will just convict cong. ronald singson. :p
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Text Message 8746: Simply avoid two things

We can win life by all means if we simply avoid two things in our lives. “comparing with others” and “expecting from others.” god bless!
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Text Message 8745: We are safe in God’s Hand

When we are helpless, god is not. god’s love can breathe peace and reconciliation inside our wound, anger and fear. god’s hands are gentler than ours, god’s compassion is wider than ours, and god’s understanding infinitely surpasses our own. we are safe in god’s hand. have a great week!;-)
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Text Message 8744: Accept you at your worst

No one can really accept you at your worst without even knowing how does it feel being with you at your best. :
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Text Message 8743: Ignoring is better than plasticity

If you can’t be really good to someone.. stop pretending that you can be a good one. ignoring is better than plasticity.
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Text Message 8741: Couples Dynamics

Couples dynamics – the sad way the world views them handsome male + ugly female = he is a prick ugly male + beautiful female = he is rich handsome male + beautiful female = break-up imminent ugly male + ugly female = will produce one beautiful child ugly male + ugly male = friends […]
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Text Message 8740: Creativity is your birthright

Creativity is your birthright. you miraculously appeared from nowhere. the unseen that gave you life is nourishing you, and if you remain open, it will inspire you endlessly… wishing you a very creative day!:-d
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Text Message 8739: Welcome every morning with a smile

Welcome every morning with a smile. look on the new day as another special gift from your creator, another golden opportunity to complete what you were unable to finish yesterday. be a self-starter. let your first hour set the theme of success and positive action that is certain to echo through your entire day. today […]
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes