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Text Message 8737: Security guard finished MBA

A father to a college security guard: “is this school good..?” security guard: “probably the best. i did my mba here and immediately got the placement…”
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Text Message 8736: Jewish man won the lottery

A jewish man won the lottery and invites a crowd to a dinner. “first, i thank my wife for her help and support, then i want to thank my children, and the lottery commission.” “then i would like to thank herr adolf hitler,” as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm, “for the winning […]
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Text Message 8735: Jojo Ochoa is a heavy drinker

House speaker sb denied that his protege, former q. c. administrator, now executive secretary, jojo ochoa is a “heavy drinker.” in fact, said sb, “nung huli siyang nalasing, magaan naman siya nung binuhat ko!”:-p
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Text Message 8734: Nothing lasts for ever

Nothing lasts for ever. so live it up, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances and never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted… 😉
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Text Message 8733: Avoiding something

Avoiding somethng doesn’t always mean that you hate it. it could also mean that you want it but you just know that it isn’t right. 🙂 good morning :3
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Text Message 8732: I was dropped in a box of glitters

It’s not my fault that when i was a baby.. i was dropped in a box of glitters and have been shining ever since. haha.
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Text Message 8731: Governance of P-Noy, sablay

Nag-join forces na ang samar (mga kaberks, aquino and cojuangco families and allies) at balay (mar roxas and allies) groups to improve governance of p-noy. ang tawag sa kanila ngayon ay… sablay!:-p
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Text Message 8728: Interesting Confusion

Interesting confusion: 1. can you cry under water? 2. do fish ever get thirsty? 3. why birds dont fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. what do you call a male lady bird? 5. why it is called building when it’s already built? 6. when they say dog food is new & improved in […]
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Text Message 8727: You were once a free man

Why is father’s day celebrated a week after june 12, independence day? answer: to remind you that you were once a free man.. hehehe.. 🙂
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Text Message 8726: I had a grand dinner yesterday

Beggar1: i had a grand dinner at phil. plaza yesterday. beggar2: how’s that possible? beggar1: someone gave me a p1000 note yesterday. i went to the phil. plaza and ordered dinner worth p3000, and enjoyed it. when the bill came, i said i had no money. the manager called two policemen and handed me over […]
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Text Message 8725: Stop looking at girls

Gal: stop looking at girls… you are committed now… boy: oh, honey, it’s not fair… you mean if i am on diet, i should not even look at the menu…! 😀
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Text Message 8724: Mahalin lahat ng mali sa kanya

“mhalin mo mna ang lahat ng mali sa knya bgo mu mhalin lhat ng tama sknya” acceptance is the best way of loving someone. 😉 blessed evening.
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Text Message 8723: A new jewelry store in Vegas

There is a new jewelry store in vegas whose business has suddenly leaped ahead of all the competition: “it rents wedding rings.”:-d

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes