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Text Message 8722: Deleted

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Text Message 8721: A pat on the shoulder

A pat on the shoulder or a simple praise to someone who did a good thing will bring a hundred fold of good things in returm. hi! how are u?
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Text Message 8720: I love the strong silent type

An attractive woman in her 30’s was standing at the bar when she turned to the man next to her & purred: “i love the strong silent type.” thinking he was being chatted up, he replied: “you mean a man like me?” “no,” she said moving away, “farts – like the one i’ve just done.”
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Text Message 8719: Friend & Wife Difference

Friend & wife difference: you can tell your friend,”you’re my best friend.” but never tell your wife, “you’re my best wife!” warning: trying this is dangerous to your life!
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Text Message 8718: If GMA were President during the hostage drama

If gma were president during d hostage drama she’ll sell d bus @ 150% & give abalos 1o% commission. mike wud keep d hostages’ things 4 sale @ 168 as made in china. have a great wk. ahead,wd god’s blessings 4 u n ur loved ones!
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Text Message 8716: If you’re reading this right now

In case you didn’t know, you couldn’t tell or haven’t heard… if you’re reading this right now on a mobile phone, you’re rich. if you have somewhere to go today, you’re connected. and if there is anyone, anywhere, who for any reason knows where you are in this moment, you are loved. wishing you a […]
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Text Message 8715: Can you see farther?

Litolapid: pre, can u see farther during the day or at night? jinggoy: during the day, of course. bongrevilla: wrong! during the day you can only see the sun, but at night u can see all the way to the stars!:-*
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Text Message 8714: Pain, mouse trap

Pain… yan yung nilalagay sa mouse trap para makahuli ka ng daga. chuchal ka bumasa!:-d
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Text Message 8712: Life is like a multiple question

Life is like a multiple question. sometimes the choices confuses you, not the question itself.
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Text Message 8711: The right to have you

If i wud be given a chance to make a law, it wud be, the right to have you..
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Text Message 8710: Fruit’s seed planted will inspire them to change

When someone throws stones at you, that means you are a good tree full of fruits. they see a lot of harvest in you that’s why they attack you. don’t throw stones back at them, throw your fruits instead and the fruit’s seed, planted in them will inspire them to change. don’t go down to […]
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Text Message 8709: Gusto ko maging basurero

A conversation: little girl: pag laki ko, gusto ko maging basurero. little boy: bakit yun? little girl: para ako pupulot sa’yo kapag binasura ka ng taong minahal mo. 🙂
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Text Message 8708: If life is an exam

A moment to reflect: if life is an exam and your sins are your mistakes.. will you pass?

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes