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Text Message 8647: I’m filing for insolvency

3 businessmen were having dinner at a a resto. when it came to pay the check, each grabbed for it. “it’s a business expense,” said one. “i’ll pay,” said the second, “i’m on cost plus.” “let me have it,” pleaded the third. “i’m filing for insolvency next week.”
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Text Message 8646: Man and wife discussing a “Living Will”

Man and wife were in the living room discussing a “living will.” just so you know, i never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. if that ever happen, just pull the plug.” wife got up, unplugged the tv and threw out all the beer.
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Text Message 8645: What forgiving is like

“forgiving is just like giving your hate a little room in your heart.” bright blessings.. 🙂
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Text Message 8644: Ang love ay inaagaw

Ang love.. hindi hinihintay a lalong hindi hinahanap.. ito ay.. inaagaw! para may thrill.
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Text Message 8643: Hindi mo na kailangang maghintay

“hindi mo na kailangang maghintay para maalala ka niya. dahil kung talagang mahalaga ka, alam niya at hindi siya papayag na naghihintay ka.”
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Text Message 8642: Mother’s make the pillar strong

Young son: my teacher says a father is the pillar of the family. what’s mom then? dad: she makes the pillar stiff, strong and worthwhile to raise a family.:-*
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Text Message 8641: Girlfriend parang coffee, boyfirend parang alak

Boys say: ang girlfriend parang coffee..tinatapon pag di na hot! well…girls say: ang boyfirend parang alak..sinusuka pag di na kaya. ahahaha!
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Text Message 8639: I stay away

When i start to feel that i’m not important to a person, i take the initiative to stay away. so when someone feels that i’m quite far, it doesn’t mean that i intentionally left the person. maybe i just felt that the person doesn’t need me at all. -true.
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Text Message 8638: Money can’t buy happiness

Money can’t buy happines, but it can buy you the kind of misery that you prefer. no matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. pi em.. 🙂
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Text Message 8637: Decisions are the hardest to make

“decisions are the hardest to make especially when it’s between.. where you should be and where you want to be.”
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Text Message 8636: There is a higher power

A sunday school teacher said to her class “we have been learning how powerful kings & queens were in bible times. but there is a higher power. can any one tell me what it is? one child blurted out “aces!”
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Text Message 8635: Kung hindi ka gagawa ng kalokohan

“kung hindi ka gagawa ng kalokohan habang bata ka pa… wala kang maaalalang nakakatawa pag matanda ka na..!!!” hahaha…tama!= gudam
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Text Message 8634: Similitarities of P-noy and Erap

The similitarity of p-noy and erap: 1. they have pang masa name; 2. they have tiyanak-alike vice presidents; 3. they are insecure of intelligent persons like d one in pagasa; 4. first month of office- pal pilot on strike
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Text Message 8633: Why is #7 God’s perfect number?

Why is #7 god’s perfect number when in fact 7 is an odd number? there are 7 days a week, 7 sacraments, 7 capital sins. in the bible, you must f0rgive 70x 7. even the w0rd forgive has 7 letters. 7 last words. the rainb0w has 7 colors & it has 7 letters. even the […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes