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Text Message 8617: Pride may kill relationship

Don’t take pride for granted.. because pride is just a five-letter word that may kill a long spelled.. relationship.
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Text Message 8616: So I pinched her

A man n his little daughter were on an overcrowded elevator. suddenly a lady in front turned around, slapped the man, n left in a huff. the litle girl den said, ” i didnt like her either, daddy. she stepped on my toe, so i pinched her.” 😀
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Text Message 8615: My lawyer will be there

Two friends quarreling: pete: i’ll see you at the barangay! joe: i’ll be there! pete: i’ll see you at the fiscal’s office! joe: i’ll be there! pete:i’ll see you in court! joe: i’ll be there! pete: and i’ll see you in hell! joe: my lawyer will be there!
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Text Message 8613: Winners make things happen

A positive attitude can make a normal day to a great day. remember: “losers let things happen, winners make things happen.” good morning..
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Text Message 8612: Unnecessary advice is injurious to health

1s a smoker was smokng at the airport. a gentlman came & asked him: how much do you smoke a day? smoker: why? gentlman: if you had collected the money instead of smokin, the plane which is infront of you, would have been yours!! smoker: do you smoke? gentleman: no! smoker: is that plane yours? […]
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Text Message 8611: Being someone’s first love

“being someone’s first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.” good night..
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Text Message 8610: Let them go..

“if they don’t know how to value you, let them go.. it’s much better to lose them, than to feel stupid all the time.” o:)
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Text Message 8609: Life is too short to stress yourself

“life is too short to stress yourself with people who doesn’t even deserve to be an issue in your life.”
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Text Message 8608: Every relationship has its problems

Every relationship has its problems. but what makes it perfect is when you still want to be there when everything sucks. * nytie * boooom!
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Text Message 8607: Closest thing to a woman’s period

Q: what’s the closest thing you have similar to a woman’s period? a: your salary! it comes once a month lasts only for about six or seven days, and if doesn’t come it means you’re in a whole lot of trouble! :-*
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Text Message 8606: Because I am a gentleman

At a hotel entrance: woman: did you open the door for me because i am a lady? man: no, i did it because i am a gentleman.
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Text Message 8605: A woman was kidnapped

A woman was kidnapped. the kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money. husband replied : “i want more proof!!”.
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Text Message 8604: My wife is the most suspicious woman in the world

“my wife is the most suspicious woman in the world,” complained a husband. “if i come home early, she thinks i’m after something. and if i come home late, she thinks i’ve already had it.”:-d
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes