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Text Message 13002: Dear weather

Dear weather: please stop being so romantic.. we don’t have girlfriends, we have wives! sincerely, husbands 😀
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Text Message 13001: Makes you

Pain makes you stronger.. tears makes you braver.. headaches makes you wiser.. and vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. 🙂
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Text Message 13000: Magandang ibigay sa nililigawan ko

Anak:tay ano mgandang ibigay s nililigawan ko? tatay: ano bang itsura nya?! anak: cyempre mganda, maputi, mkinis, mbango, sexy, masarap po tay humalik! tatay: ibigay mo number ko!:d
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Text Message 12999: Wife goes shopping with husband

A wife goes shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. the husband says, “no chance love, they’re too expensive.” later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places her hand on thigh. she turns to him and says, “i don’t think […]
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Text Message 12998: Diver sees a guy with no scuba gear

A diver is 50 feet below sea level sees a guy with no scuba gear. he goes down another 30 feet and the guy stays with him. he takes out a water-proof chalkboard and writes, “what are doing, buddy?” the guy writes back, “drowning, you idiot!”
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Text Message 12997: The pain I go through

You don’t know the pain i go through everyday knowing that you’re here *points to heart* but you’re just not ‘here’ *points to ground* txtb?67
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Text Message 12996: Pagmamahal daw parang laruan

Pagmamahal daw ay parang laruan. kapag bago pa lang, mahal na mahal at halos ayaw ipahiram sa iba, ayaw pahawakan at ayaw pakawalan. pero ang masama, iniingatan nga, paulit-ulit namang pinaglalaruan txtb?67
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Text Message 12995: When we get married

Girlfriend: when we get married i want to share all your worries, problems and lighten your burden. boyfriend: it’s very good darling, but i don’t have any worries or troubles. girl: well, that’s because we aren’t married yet!:*
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Text Message 12993: Buti di kayo naghihiwalay

Anak: nay,buti na lang di kayo naghiwalay ni tatay kahit lagi kayong nagaaway. nanay: may kasunduan kasi kami na kung sinong unang aalis ng bahay,isasama ka.
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Text Message 12992: Sure hon

Gf: hon, kain tayo sa labas bf: sure hon. gf: hon bili mo ako ng blouse. bf: sure hon. gf: hon, bili mo ako ng shoes! bf: ang pasensya ko hindi nauubos pero ang pera ko konting konti na lang!
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Text Message 12991: Dear Algebra

Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x. she’s not coming back. we don’t know y either.
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Text Message 12990: Mistakes are teachers of life

Mistakes are teachers of life. trials are molders of the strong. defeats are coaches of the brave. hope gives you chances. trust builds your relationships. love inspires your heart. and above all these, a half-naked man bleeding & nailed on a cross creates a beautiful you…
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Text Message 12989: Kapag ayaw mo na sa akin

Kapag dumating ang araw na ayaw mo na sakin, sabihin mo lang! kaya kitang pakawalan. tatanggapin ko kung yun rin lang. pero sana hayaan mong yakapin kita habang sinasabi, sakin ka babalik, ha. pag iniwan ka na niya. txtb?67
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Text Message 12988: Taken na ang crush mo

*masakit na masakit kapag nalaman mong taken na ang crush mo. pero mas masakit na masakit na napaka sakit kapag inamin niyang crush ka niya pala dati, hindi lang kayo nagkaaminan! txtb?67

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes