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Text Message 12596: My car has 2 blue lights & a siren

A drunk was staggering around the car park of a bar, feeling the roofs of the various cars. “what are you doing?” asked a fellow customer. “i’m looking for my car,” said the drunk, “and i can’t find it.” “how does feeling the roof help you?” “because,” said the drunk, “my car has 2 blue […]
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Text Message 12595: Be real

Be real, because a mask only fools people on the outside. pretending to be someone you’re not takes a toll on the real you, and the real you is more important than anyone else. — good morning.
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Text Message 12594: Your task is to believe

Your situation may look impossible, but don’t ever rule out the favor of god. you may not see how it can happen, but that’s not your task. your task is to believe! have a happy sunday!
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Text Message 12593: Pwede bang makipagkilala?

Boy: hi miss, pwede bang makipagkilala? girl: ha? grabe ka naman. anong akala mo sa akin. babaeng magpapakilala lang kung kanikanino lalo na sa tulad mong gwapo, mabango, mukhang mayaman, at super ganda ng katawan?! by the way, i’m anne. nice meeting you.
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Text Message 12592: Yuyuko ka pa rin

Kahit gaano pa kayaman at kataas ang posisyon sa lipunan. yuyuko ka pa rin . . . . . . . sa barbero!
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Text Message 12591: Ang pogi ko talaga

Boy: ang pogi ko talaga! girl: oo nga parang password! boy: bakit (kinilig) girl: ikaw lang ang nakakaalam
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Text Message 12590: Stop focusing on what you don’t want

Stop focusing on what you don’t want in your life.. the more you think about it, the more you affirm and attract what you fear into your everyday experiences. you become your own worst enemy! have a cool saturday!
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Text Message 12589: Kukur Fashion

Boy: wow ang ganda naman ng damit mo! kukur fashion! girl: kurkur? baka you mean, couture fashion? boy: kukur as in kukurtinahin!
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Text Message 12588: We are told to exercise

Think about this.. 1. if walking/cycling is good for ur health, the postman would be immortal. 2. a whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & yet remains fat. 3. a rabbit runs & hops & only lives 15 years. 4. a tortoise doesn’t run, does nothing yet lives 120 years. and we […]
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Text Message 12587: Bawa’t umaga ay pagpapala

Bawa’t umaga ay pagpapala. bawa’t tilaok ay hiyaw ng pag-asa. bawa’t huni ng ibon ay awit ng tuwa. kaya sa diyos ay laging manalig at magpasalamat sa isang umagang kay ganda! purihin natin ang diyos! at nawa’y pagpalain ka nawa niya.
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Text Message 12586: When you need advice or help

Reality of life:- when you need advice, everybody is ready to help you.. but when you need help, everybody gives you only advice.. gandang umaga!
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Text Message 12585: Love when you’re ready

Don’t base your life and your own happiness upon finding someone else. love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely. if you aren’t happy being single you will never be happy in a relationship. get your own life first, then share it.
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Text Message 12584: Ano bang perfume mo?

Babae: mabango ka naman nene eh.. ano bang perfume mo? bading: passion. babae: passion? bading: downy passion. akala mo lang perfume.. ikaw din naman. ang bango-bango mo! amoy “ck” ka! babae: wow! calvin klein? ang sosyal naman nun.. bading: hindi.. “camoteng kahoy”
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Text Message 12583: Which came first, sun or moon?

Lecturer: which came first… sun or moon? student: obviously moon! lecturer: why? student: it’s only after “honey-moon” “son” will come..
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Text Message 12582: A man from the boondocks enters a resto

A man from the boondocks enters a resto.. waiter: hello, would you like a table? promdi: wait what? is this is a furniture store?

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes