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Text Message 8512: Klase ng Bigas

Klase ng bigas.. ang maalsa- lan. ang malambot-sinandomeng. ang amoy bulak2- jasmine. ang amoy laway- dinurado!
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Text Message 8511: When I saw his face

“i’m the happiest person in the world when i saw his face” sa tagalog: “ako ang pinakamaligayang tao sa mundo nung nilagare ko ang mukha nya!”
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Text Message 8509: Better to just quietly miss someone

“it’s better to just quietly miss someone.. rather than let them know.. and get no response.”
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Text Message 8508: Sila ang nakaka intindi sa mama mo

Baby james: yaya, sinong may diprensya? si mama o papa sa paghiwalay? yaya: hindi ko alam, pero mgbihis ka at may pupuntahan tayo. sila ang may alam. bj: saan? yaya: kina philip salvador, robin padilla, joey marques, mark lapid. bj: sino sila? yaya: sila ang nakaka intindi sa mama mo!:@
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Text Message 8507: Spouse who is packing your parachute

Words to live by: do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.;-)
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Text Message 8506: Never got caught

An applicant filling out a job application answered ‘no’ to the question, ‘have you ever been arrested?’ next question for those who answered ‘yes’ to the previous question was ‘why?’ the applicant answered it anyway: ‘never got caught.’ 😀
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Text Message 8505: Is it a nut or a bolt?

An engineer was on out-of-town assignment when his wife delivers a baby. she texted him: “spare part arrived.” he replied, “great! is it a nut or a bolt?”:-d
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Text Message 8504: Say “I’m ok” with a smile

Strong people know how to keep their life in order. even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say “i’m ok” with a smile. send this to a strong person. i just did. god is good:)
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Text Message 8503: Stay youthful

1. “old age is a matter of mind over matter. if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter !” 😀 2. “to stay youthful, stay useful.” enjoy your age! have a happy day!
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Text Message 8502: Pathetic, bitter and unloved

“i cannot hate people for what they have done to me.. for as soon as i begin to hate, i become just like them.. pathetic, bitter and unloved.”
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Text Message 8501: Put those numbers together & make a call

Whenever you feel, 0% love 91% lonely 6% bored 22% sad 30% angry 30% discouraged 9% hurt don’t worry, just put those numbers together & make a call. 🙂
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Text Message 8500: Someone has lost his wallet

An auction was halted when the auctioneer announced, “someone in the room has lost his wallet containing 2,000 bucks. he’s offering a reward of 500 for its return.” after a moment of silence, there was a call from the back of the room, “550 bucks.”
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Text Message 8499: Lasing na naman ang mag-ama

Lasing1: dito na lang ako, bahay namin ito. lasing2: anong inyo? aming bahay to! lasing1: amin to! pustahan tau! (kumatok) babae: naku, lasing na naman ang mag-ama!:-d
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Text Message 8498: Faith and courage

Saying hello to the unknown takes faith; saying goodbye to the familiar takes courage. have a life filled with faith and courage!;-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes