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Text Message 8436: Magnanakaw

“sabi nila ibinigay mo na ang lahat dahil sa pag-ibig. ngunit hindi nila alam na ibibigay mo pa ang lahat sa akin dahil sa holdup. -magnanakaw

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Text Message 8433: Binaril daw kasi madaming alam

Boy: nay, ayaw ko na po mag-aral. nanay: bakit naman anak? boy: kasi po, narinig ko sa radyo may binaril daw na tao kasi marami raw siyang alam!

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Text Message 8432: Paniki ka!

Binay s given a pair of wings by a fairy. binay askd, “does ds mean i’m an angel?” fairy laughs, “0f c0urse n0t!, negrong 2! ambisy0so! paniki ka!”

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Text Message 8431: Enjoy simple joys that last

May enjoy simple joys that last, a love that won’t end, blessings to share, courage to attain your dreams, and good fortune to last a lifetime. good morning!:-d

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Text Message 8430: Fall and get up

The secret of life is to fall seven times and to get up eight times. resiliency is the key to living fully and serenely. enjoy your day! 😉

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Text Message 8429: Denying feelings for someone

Do you know whats hard about denying what you feel for someone? it’s the fact that you can’t admit that you’re stupidly jealous when somebody else catches his attention. *o*

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Text Message 8428: Committed sa marami, ang saya-saya!

Kung ang pgging committed sa isang tao ay masaya.. eh paano kung committed ka sa marami? edi ang saya-saya!

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Text Message 8427: I’m on the wrong bus!

A drunk boarded a bus, knocked over bags & briefcases, finally fell on a seat beside an old woman. “mister,” she said angrily, “i hate to say it, but you are going straight to hell!” the drunk leapt to his feet, “jesus, i’m on the wrong bus!”:-d

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Text Message 8426: Husband comes occasionally to apologize

A friend asked a divorcee, “when you divorced your ex-husband, you had only a child, how come now you have three kids?” divorcee explains, “well, he comes here occasionally to apologize.” 😀

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Text Message 8424: Lord, our paths are rocky

A prayer: lord, our paths are rocky. find us when we trip and fall. bear us up when we are weaker than walking. pull us from the brambles where we are tangled. hold us, good shepherd, in your arms, close to your heart. blessings to us all!:-)

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Text Message 8423: Gwapo o pangit?

Babae: doc ano ppiliin ko? gwapo o pangit? doctor: ikaw. ano b tlaga gusto mo, sa gwapo na sasaktan kalang or sa pangit sasakit lng naman mga mata mo?:)

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Text Message 8436: Magnanakaw

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Text Message 8433: Binaril daw kasi madaming alam

Text Message 8432: Paniki ka!

Text Message 8431: Enjoy simple joys that last

Text Message 8430: Fall and get up

Text Message 8429: Denying feelings for someone

Text Message 8428: Committed sa marami, ang saya-saya!

Text Message 8427: I’m on the wrong bus!

Text Message 8426: Husband comes occasionally to apologize

Text Message 8425: Deleted

Text Message 8424: Lord, our paths are rocky

Text Message 8423: Gwapo o pangit?

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