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Text Message 8421: How careers are ended?

How careers are ended? priests are defrocked. lawyers are disbarred. drunks are distilled. singers are devocalized. salespersons are decommissioned. orchestras are disbanded. jockeys are dismounted. bvd company will be debriefed. composers will decomposed.:-d
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Text Message 8419: Ang manhid na tao

Ang manhid na tao ay maihahalintulad sa bato. hndi nga nasasaktan, pero nakakasakit naman. good morning.. *o*
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Text Message 8418: Love vs infatuation

Infatuation is: “i can’t wait to have you, i can’t risk to lose you.” love is: “i know your there, we don’t have to rush things.” ** good night **
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Text Message 8416: Sometimes, God closes the door

Sometimes, god closes the door and locks the windows.. during those times, it’s better to think that maybe there’s a storm outside and he wants us to be safe with him. a nice day! 🙂
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Text Message 8415: Let’s keep hoping and dreaming

Don’t let today’s disappointments casts a shadow on tomorrow’s hopes and dreams. let’s keep hoping and dreaming!:-d god bless us all!
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Text Message 8414: Simple expression of friendship

Expressing that you remember someone.. can be this simple.
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Text Message 8413: Pinatigil ko na ang Wang Wang

Reporter: “mr. president, mukhang tahimik ngayon ang kapatid nyong kris!” noynoy: “di ka ba nakinig sa speech ko? pinatigil ko na ang wang wang!”
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Text Message 8412: Whenever Im hurt, I drink alcohol

When i was little, whenever i get hurt i always dsinfect my wound w/ alcohol. dats y now, wnevr my heart gets hurt, i drink alcohol.. hehehe !..
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Text Message 8410: Reminders for P-Noy

Reminders for p-noy: 1. he who honors red traffic lights should know that his presidential vehicle no. 1 is number-coded on mondays. 2. his new home is bahay pangarap. dream on, p-noy! 😀
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Text Message 8409: Baby James confused

(baby james nakikipag-usap sa yaya) b-) baby james: yaya, am i normal? yaya: obkors eho, you’r not lyk dem. why ask you to me? baby james: i’m so confused. my grandpa is ninoy, my uncle is noynoy, my brother is abnoy, my dad is chickboy, my mom is lover of boys. – ambot nimu baby […]
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Text Message 8408: Iza Tattoo

Binay- pntattoo ko pangalan ng gf ksa dibdib ko! lapid- wla nman pangalan ah! ‘1’ lng nktattoo! binay- yun nga! lapid- bkit, ano pangalan nya? binay- iza!
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Text Message 8407: Sakit naman, pwede pakihinaan?

Masakit marinig na isigaw ng mahal mo na iba ang mahal niya , pero ang pinakamasakit ay ang magkunwaring wala kang narining, habang sa puso mo ” sakit naman, pwd pakihinaan ?! ” –morniite. mka2log na nga lang ako : ai shite imasu. txtb?35

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes