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Text Message 8391: Men are like firemen, women are like fire

“seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. to men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. women, on the other hand, are like fire. they’re very excited, but the conditions have to be right.”:-*

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Text Message 8389: Marriage Ceremony

Marriage ceremony: 1. a rite w/c shoube be amended by adding a line to the groom’s questionaire: “and do you understand that from this moment on, you will be always wrong?”;-) 2. a rite w/c a clergyman should perform free… don’t they say you shouldn’t profit by other people’s mistake?:-d

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Text Message 8388: When you speak from your heart

When you speak from your heart and say the words your soul has only dared to whisper, that’s when miracles happen. i pray miracles for you!:-)

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Text Message 8387: Minsan mas tamang bumitaw

“minsan mas tamang bumitaw kapag alam mo na hindi ka pinapahalagahan. malay mo sa pagbitaw mo, mahulog ka sa tamang puwesto at masalo ng tamang tao.” good morning..

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Text Message 8386: Only God can make us alive

“only god can satisfy the deepest needs of our heart and make us truly alive. his love cannot be explained, it can only be experienced” — just got home.. ganda ng eclipse! love it.. gudnyt! 🙂

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Text Message 8385: When a person cannot answer

When a person cannot answer directly to the question.. probably, the answer is too painful for u to know or too hard for them to admit..

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Text Message 8384: Mahalin ang sariling wika

A nice and cool quote from our national hero: “ang taong hindi marunong mag mahal sa sariling wika.. ay isang ” j e j e m o n “

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Text Message 8381: Reason why you can’t serve as a witness

Judge: is there a reason you could not serve as a witness in this case? man: i don’t want to be away from my job. judge: can’t they do without you at work? man: yes, but i don’t want them to know that!:-d

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Text Message 8379: A man of a right spirit

Nice quote: a man of a right spirit is n0t a man 0f narr0w & private views, but is greatly interesed & concerned for d g00d of the community to w/c he belongs, & particularly of d city or village in w/c he resides, & 4 d true welfare of d s0ciety of w/c he […]

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Text Message 8378: I wanna fall for someone

“i wanna fall f0r s0me0ne wh0 w0uld always feel ‘contented’ having me.. just me.. only me.. hindi ung marami ka-me!!!” tama!

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Text Message 8377: Hail to the chief, jail to the thief

To the new president: “hail to the chief!” to the outgoing one: “jail to the thief!”:-d

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Text Message 8391: Men are like firemen, women are like fire

Text Message 8390: Deleted

Text Message 8389: Marriage Ceremony

Text Message 8388: When you speak from your heart

Text Message 8387: Minsan mas tamang bumitaw

Text Message 8386: Only God can make us alive

Text Message 8385: When a person cannot answer

Text Message 8384: Mahalin ang sariling wika

Text Message 8383: Deleted

Text Message 8382: Deleted

Text Message 8381: Reason why you can’t serve as a witness

Text Message 8380: Deleted

Text Message 8379: A man of a right spirit

Text Message 8378: I wanna fall for someone

Text Message 8377: Hail to the chief, jail to the thief