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Text Message 12581: Pinoy tumirador sa langit

Chinese tinirador ang helicopter, bumagsak! kano tinirador ang airplane, natamaan ang pakpak, bumagsak! pinoy tumirador sa langit, may nahulog na manok. at bumukas ang langit, lumabas si san pedro na galit at sabi, “sino pumatay sa manok ko?”
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Text Message 12580: Forgiveness is the economy of the heart

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart… forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the of cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.;-) may we always have the grace to forgive those who have wronged us. god bless us!
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Text Message 12579: On this feast of the Queenship of Mary

On this feast of the queenship of mary, we can reflect on mary, the mother, who taught jesus how to love, how to bear all wrongs graciously, and how to forgive. she taught her son to put himself last and the sinner first. this is also a lesson for us on how to love others […]
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Text Message 12578: Pag may pagkukulang yung partner mo

“pag may pagkukulang yung partner mo hindi mo kailangan mag hanap agad ng atensyon sa iba, instead turuan mo siya. cheating is not an option. if your unhappy, then do something.”
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Text Message 12577: How short her mini skirt is

It used to be that the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.. but now the best way to a man’s heart is how short her mini skirt is.
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Text Message 12576: A very rich & handsome man kidnapped me

A wife had a nightmare, woke up, & cried. her husband comforts her & asks why she cried. she said, “i had a dream that a very rich & handsome man kidnapped me from you.” husband: “it’s ok, hon, it was just a dream.” wife replied loudly, “that’s why i’m crying.”
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Text Message 12575: No wonder how Jesus walked on water

A priest was touring biblical sites when he came to a beach & saw a boat with a sign, “take a ride to the exact place where jesus walked on water for free!” after going to the site, he said to the boat owner, “ok, let’s go back now.” “that’ll be $500 to go back,” […]
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Text Message 12574: People who have a good sense of humor

“people who have a good sense of humor & who jokes a lot are the best lovers. in contrast, they are the most serious in life.” #readersdigest
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Text Message 12573: May pasok ba?

Student: hello sir, bumabaha sa labas tanong ko lang kung may pasok ba? titser: syempre may pasok.. hindi pa lagpas ulo eh.. hanggang dibdib pa lang!
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Text Message 12572: Pussy looking for the heart

Pussy takes tour around the body. on the way, she found the stomach & asked, “who are you?” “i’m the stomach.” pussy said, “it’s not you i am looking for.” pussy continued her tour, found the lungs & asked, “who are you?” lungs identified itself & again pussy said, “it’s not you i’m looking for.” […]
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Text Message 12571: Ngayon yung heart surgery mo diba?

B0y: ngayon yung heart surgery mo diba? gurl: yeah. 🙁 b0y: i love you so much. gurl: i love you more. thank you.. after the surgery, nagtaka siya dahil tatay niya lang nasa tabi niya. gurl: dad nasan siya? tatay: ‘di mo ba alam kung sino nagbigay sayo ng puso mo? gurl: oh my god… […]
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Text Message 12570: Handle stressful situations like a dog

Handle every stressful situation like a dog, if you can’t eat it, then play with it, if you can’t play with it, then pee on it, and move on.
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Text Message 12569: Life is like a blanket too short

Life is like a blanket too short. you pull it up and your toes rebel, you yank it down and shivers meander about your shoulder, but cheerful folks manage to draw their knees up and pass a very comfortable night. 😉 enjoy the extended weekend!
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Text Message 12568: Dad, tomboy po ako

Girl1: dad, tomboy po ako dad: ok lang yan anak girl2: ako din dad, tomboy din ako.. dad: lekat ng buhay ito, wala bang tao sa bahay na ito ang gusto ng mga lalake?! son: ako po dad!:-)
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A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes