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Text Message 8376: Pearls of wisdom

5 pearls of wisdom of andal ampatuan: 1. money can’t buy happiness, but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a bmw than in a tricycle; 2. forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name; 3. help a man when he is in trouble and he will always remember you when he is in trouble […]
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Text Message 8375: Makiisa sa pagbabago

Hindi natin kailangan panoorin ang pagbabago. kailangan nating makiisa sa pagbabago. kenneth
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Text Message 8374: Presidente na anak ni Cory at Ninoy

Talagang pinagpala at mahal ng diyos ang pinas! binigyan tayo ng presidente na anak ni cory at ninoy na mga bayani ng bayan. me black sto. nino pang kasama! 😀
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Text Message 8373: Every Friday night he disappears

A woman is complaining to her friend about her marriage. her friend says, “yeah, i understand, i guess there isn’t anymore magic in your life.” “oh, no, there’s still some magic! every friday night he disappears!”;-)
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Text Message 8372: This is a private conversation

While watching a movie, a man couldn’t hear the dialogue over the chatter of two women sitting in front of him. he tapped one of them on the shoulder and said, “excuse me, i can’t hear.” “i should hope not, said one angrily, “this is a private conversation!”:-d
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Text Message 8371: Because you are my whole world

Girl: how much do you love me? boy: i love you very much. girl: if you really love me, scream it to the whole world. boy: *whispers to the girl. i love you very very very much. girl: why did you just whisper it to me? boy: because you are my whole world.
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Text Message 8370: Ako Missing?!

Tok: uy, mol, tingnan mo itong nasa dyaryo. mol: ako missing?! sino bang nag-report na nawawala ako? tok: yung mga inaanak mo! 😀
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Text Message 8369: I feel like killing myself

A man came running to a doc and said, “doctor, doctor, i am not feeling well.” so the doc asked, “oh what happened?” man replied, “i feel like killing myself.” “oh… leave it to me,” said back.:-d
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Text Message 8367: Just fill out this form

A man went to a school and said, “can you teach me to read and write?” school admission clerk said, “sure! just fill out this form.”
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Text Message 8364: Nang makita ni Erap ang karatula ng YMCA

Erap at fvr sa new york. nang makita ni erap ang karatula ng ymca agad niyang kinalabit si fvr at sabay sabi, “eddie, tingnan mo o! mali ang spelling nila ng macy’s!”
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Text Message 8363: You can do anything if you have enthusiasm

You can do anything if you have enthusiasm. enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hope rise to the stars, the spark in your eyes, the swing in your gait, the irrestible urge of your will and the energy to execute your ideas. have a life filled with enthusiasm. god bless! 🙂
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