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Text Message 8346: Yuck! Hindi na uso yan

Lalaki: miss, pwede bang magtanong? babae: ano yun? lalaki: anong modelo ng celphone mo? babae: nokia 5110. lalaki: yuck! hindi na uso yan. sige, salamat… syanga pala, snatcher ako!
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Text Message 8345: Life is a roller coaster

Life is a roller coaster. you can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands in the air and enjoy the ride. a nice day!:-)
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Text Message 8344: The blanket that will warm you tomorrow

With every act of love you do today, you weave one more gold thread of the blanket that will warm you tomorrow. have a beautiful day!;-)
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Text Message 8343: His future with his girlfriend

When a girl thinks of her future with her bf, its normal. but when a boy thinks of his future with his gf, he’s serious. good morning.. 🙂
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Text Message 8342: Sakto! Kulang pamasahe ko!

Halimbawa.. nagkita tayong dalawa sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon. alam mo bigla kitang yayakapin sa sobrang saya! tapos, sasabihin ko sayo, “sakto! kulang pamasahe ko!”:-d
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Text Message 8341: Your pulse rate is as regular as a clockwork

Old doctor: you seem to be in excellent health. your pulse rate is as regular as a clockwork! patient: that’s because you’ve got your fingers on my watch.;-)
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Text Message 8340: Kalahating libo

Buyer: magkano kambing? erap: isang libo. b: mahal naman! 800 na lang. e: di pwede, sabi ng asawa ko wag benta pag di libo. b: ganun? kalahating libo? e:yan! pwede na.
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Text Message 8339: A happy heart

The happy heart heart runs with the rivers, floats on the air, lifts to the music, soars with the eagle, hopes with prayer. god bless, happy heart! 😉
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Text Message 8338: The fastest thing on earth is prayer

A questi0n was askd of s0me intellectuals.. wat’s d fastest thing on earth? weathermn: a typh0on or t0rnado.. doct0r: an arr0w.. engineer: a bullet.. lawyer: s0und.. scientist: light, it travels a billi0n miles in 1 light year.. but a simple farmer answerd.. prayer. it reaches god in heaven evn b4 say it.. good morning 🙂
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Text Message 8337: Ang tao parin na gusto kong mahalin

Mttag0 q ang sakit, mppniwla ang iba n kya q.. per0 d q mttag0 sa sarili q na ung ta0ng ng-iwan at nnakit sakin, ay ang ta0 prin ..n gus2 k0ng mahalin. ='( txtb?34
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Text Message 8334: Hey bud, it’s beri cold eh?

A pinoy immirant was talking with a kano & he noticed that the kano has a wind burnt lip. so the pinoy asked.. “hey bud, it’s beri cold eh? even ur lips is changing leather.” 😉
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Text Message 8332: Where are the rich?

Fr. techiethe parish priest of ayala alabang once commented: when i start the mass and see my congregation, i ask myself, “where are the poor?” afterthe mass, when i see the collection, i ask myself, “where are the rich?”

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes