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Text Message 8301: Magbuhat ng dalawang sako ng bigas

Epektibong exercise para sa may edad na kagaya natin: magbuhat ng dalawang sako ng bigas araw-araw for six weeks. pag kayang-kaya mo na, pwede na lagyan ng bigas ang sako!!!:-d
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Text Message 8300: I want my own wife

A kid was beaten up up by his mom. dad came and ask, “what happnd son?” kid replied, “i can’t adjust with ur wife anymore, i want my own!”:-d
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Text Message 8298: The wife and her voice

Some facts in life: when a wife lowers her voice. she wants something. when she raises it, she didn’t get it!:-d
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Text Message 8297: The bridge you burn today

Strive to be at peace with everyone… the bridge you burn today may be the one you will cross tomorrow…:-) enjoy this beautiful day!
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Text Message 8296: After a harsh winter is a beautiful spring

One of god’s arrangement is that after a harsh winter there should come a beautiful spring. it happens every year & it happens to every life. have a balmy day!
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Text Message 8295: How a heartache feels like

You’ll never know how a heartache really feels like.. until someone out there is stupid enough to love you.. and later on.. leave you.
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Text Message 8294: Igalang ang mga ama

Tanging hiling ko sa araw ng mga ama ay sana’y igalang at respetohin ng mga kababaihan ang karapatan ng mga ama sa kaisa isang araw na ito ng kanilang kalayaan na walang maglalaba, walang mamalantsa, walang magluluto at walang magpapautos! advance happy father’s day!:-d
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Text Message 8293: Life is partly what we make it

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose. most people fail in life because they major in minor things. the biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams. happy day 🙂
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Text Message 8291: Our daughter is in love

Wife: i think our daughter is in love with someone. husband: how do you know? wife: coz she doesn’t ask for pocket money these days!
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Text Message 8290: Most wanted fugitive

An elementary class goes on a field trip to a police station. a police officer points to the most wanted man poster and tells them he’s the most wanted fugitive in the country. a little boy asks, “why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”:-d
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Text Message 8289: Press 626422

Go to reply; type your name, space, activate your dictionary or prediction options, then press 626422. :-p
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Text Message 8287: Cannibals converted to Christianity

A tribe of cannibals in africa were converted to christianity by a catholic missionary. now on fridays, they only eat fishermen!:-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes