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Text Message 8286: Giving from a willing heart

One grace each child of god can show is giving from a willing heart; yet, if we wait till riches grow, it well may be we’ll never start. god looks at the heart, not the hand, the giver, not the gift. gbu!
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Text Message 8284: P-NOY for Noynoy

Fm for marcos. cca for tita cory. fvr for ramos. jee for erap. pgma for gloria. p-noy for noynoy. a commentator suggested noynoy to use pna instead because he doesn’t want to hear a visayan say “pe-noy” for it sounds like an infertile egg!:-d
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Text Message 8282: Coffee and Filipino!

Erap at starbucks thinking of what to order. man to his left asks for “coffee & danish (pastry).” man on his right, “coffee & english (muffin).” erap, with much pride, “coffee and filipino!” 😀
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Text Message 8281: Somebody wishes the best for you

‘d sweetest day comes not with d greeting we make each day but with da thought dat sumbody wishes da best for you every moment of da day’.. ~m0rning.
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Text Message 8280: Mayaman na dapat ako

Bagong kasabihang pinoy: mayaman na dapat ako… pera na lang ang kulang! :-d;-):-)
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Text Message 8279: Household appliances come in white

A young man on the eve of his wedding asks his mother, “mom, why are wedding dresses white?” mom replies, “son, this shows people that your bride is pure.” the son then seeks his father’s answer on the same question. the father, in suprise, says, “son, all household appliances come in white.”:-)
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Text Message 8278: You’re with your real friends

If you laugh really loud, talk spontaneously, and you don’t care what your face looks like, you’re probably with.. your “real friends”.
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Text Message 8276: Very sporting of your mother

Let me share a bit of british humor with you: on a train from london to manchester, an american was telling off the englishman sitting across frm him in the compartment. “you english are too stuffy. you set yourselves apart too much. look at me… in me, i have italian blood, french blood, a little […]
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Text Message 8274: Bakit ko inimbita ang mga taong ito?

Sa party… mom: son, pls. lead d prayer. son: paano po? mom: just pray wat u heard me pray kanina. son: diyos ko! bakit ko inimbita ang mga taong ito?
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Text Message 8273: Mga taong gumigising para makita ako

Minsan gusto ko nalang ipikit ang mga mata ko di na magising.. harsh ang mundo eh… pero naisip ko may mga taong gumigising para lang makita ako!:-d
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Text Message 8272: First Ladies?

First ladies? if pres.- elect noy requests it, ballsy aquino-cruz says she and sisters viel, pinky, and kris will take turns in playing the role of first lady. meanwhile, dr. elenita binay has reportedly rejected vp-elect jojo’s request to have revolving second ladies.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes