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Text Message 8256: A head-on collision

A head-on collision between a man and a woman with their cars demolished. both escaped unhurt. woman: this is quite a predicament. we should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle. i just happen to have a bottle with me. (and hands bottle to the man.) man: what a great idea! the man downed half […]

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Text Message 8255: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser

Life is about the art of drawing without an eraser, so be careful while taking decisions about the most valuable pages of your life. have a fruitful day!:-)

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Text Message 8254: Araw ng Kalayaan maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino

Nawa’y ang araw ng kalayaan ay maging hamon sa bawat pilipino na kumilos, hindi lang para sa kalayaan ng pananakop kundi sa kaharipan at kurapsyon. — nakakatamad. sinisipon pa din ako. t_t magandang umaga… at happy independence day sa’yo, buddy! kenneth

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Text Message 8253: You don’t need to confront a person

“sometimes, you don’t need to confront a person.. you just need to act differently.. for them to figure out their fault.” good morning.. 🙂

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Text Message 8252: Don’t defend yourself with words

You don’t always have to defend yourself with words. sometimes your silence gives people a clue that you have better thoughts and mind. good night.. makkatulog na rin.. 🙂

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Text Message 8251: Balang araw, misis na kita

Babygirl: miss mo b aq? babyboy: miss pa s ngaun.. balang araw.. misis na kita..

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Text Message 8250: Ang tagumpay

“ang tagumpay ay isang kalagayang kanais-nais sa buhay na nakakamtan ng isang tao sa pamamagitan ng sikap, sipag, at punyagi.”

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Text Message 8247: The survey was a total failure

U. n. sent out a survey to everyone in the world: “please give us your honest opinion as to how to resolve food shortage in the rest of the world.” the survey was a total failure because– latin americans didn’t know what ‘please’ means. asians didn’t know what ‘honest’ means. eastern europeans didn’t what ‘opinion’ […]

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Text Message 8246: Heaven and hell

Heaven is where the police are brits, the chefs are french, the mechanics are germans, the lovers italians and it’s all organized by the swiss. hell is where the chefs are brits, the mechanics are french, the cops germans, the lovers’ swiss, and it’s all organized by italians! 😀

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Text Message 8256: A head-on collision

Text Message 8255: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser

Text Message 8254: Araw ng Kalayaan maging hamon sa bawat Pilipino

Text Message 8253: You don’t need to confront a person

Text Message 8252: Don’t defend yourself with words

Text Message 8251: Balang araw, misis na kita

Text Message 8250: Ang tagumpay

Text Message 8249: Deleted

Text Message 8248: Deleted

Text Message 8247: The survey was a total failure

Text Message 8246: Heaven and hell

Text Message 8245: Fine! Just feel my nose!

Text Message 8244: The signature of God in our lives

Text Message 8243: Live the life you please

Text Message 8242: To be needed by the someone we love