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Text Message 8210: Wife thought husband was looking for something

“didn’t you suspect buglars had been in the house when you saw all the drawers pulled out and the contents scattered all over the floor?” asked a cop. “no, i thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt,” replied the woman.
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Text Message 8203: Man enjoys watching the vending machine fail

At a vending machine, a man puts a coin and watched in amazement when the cup failed to appear, a nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it. “now, that’s real automation!” he exclaimed. “it even drinks it for you!”:-p
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Text Message 8202: Sit, stay

Sign seen in a veterinarian’s clinic: the doctor is in. sit. stay.:-d
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Text Message 8201: Spend your day well

One of the greatest enemy that we face in life is the illusion that there will be more time tomorrow than today. spend your day well and fruitfully. have a beautiful day!;-)
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Text Message 8200: Show some humanity

Greeting other people with ‘good morning” humanizes them. we’re real people, not just cogs in a pointless spinning wheel. we all crave to be recognized. don’t you want to be noticed? show some humanity. have a refreshing morning!:-)
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Text Message 8198: Jejemon vs Harharmon

Ang pagbagsak ng jejemon.. isang araw.. jejemon: h30oww pf0e3wh! harharmon: mv>li “6nv7vd 6uisi6i6v>l o+3h’o>lvow vmv9 uip 0773h jejem0n: k (n0se bleed e) — basahin daw ng nakabaliktad 😀 bgo b yn? kung ang jejemon skt sa ulo, yan nkkabiyak ng ulo. :))
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Text Message 8197: What lies within us

“what lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” good pm.. 🙂

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes