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Text Message 8181: Trials are like washing machines

Trials n life r like washing machines. dey twist us, spin us & knock us around. but n the end,we come out cleaner, brighter& better dan before..
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Text Message 8180: How I learned to flirt

I was a true lover b4, but after giving away my tru luv, i just got hurt.. there, after taking so much pain, now i learned the game called flirting!
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Text Message 8178: Bakit square ang box ng pizza?

Bakit square ang box ng pizza kung circle naman yung pizza? kasi may magkaiba na sadyang para sa isa’t isa.. n dtz wat dey kul “meant 2 b” (;
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Text Message 8176: Plumber arrived late

An urgent call was put in for a plumber at noon but he didn’t arrive until five hour later. “how bad is it?” he asked entering the homeowner. “not to bad,” replied the homeowner. “while we were waiting for you i taught the wife to swim.”
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Text Message 8175: Eternal Flame translation

Transleysyon bulag: close ur eyes pilay: give me ur hands, darling. bingi: can u hear my heart beating? bobo: do u understand? manhid: do u feel the same? dukha: am i only dreaming? bumbero: is this burning, an eternal flame pipi: say my name baliw: sunshine through the rain kawawa: my whole life so lonely […]
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Text Message 8174: Smiling under pressure

Fr my inbox: “smiling even in pressures is not pretending… it’s a strength from god that enables us to go on inspite of everything.”:-)
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Text Message 8173: What happened to the boat?

Pedro asked juan “what happened to your uncle’s boat?” “ever notice that big rock at the entrance to the bay?” said juan. “yes i have” replied pedro. “well, he didn’t” said juan.
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Text Message 8171: Sa laki ng mundo

Sa laki ng mundo, hindi ba nakakatawa na nagkilala tayo? at sa dinami-dami nang mga tao, hindi ba nakakapagtaka kung bakit tayo pinagtagpo. sabi kasi ni lord, “basta mga pasaway, bagay pag-untugin.”:-d
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Text Message 8170: He got two years

At a bar, tom said to bill, “uncle tried to make a new kind of car. he took wheels from a cadillac, radiator from a lexus, and tires from a daimler.” “what did he get?” “two years.”:-p
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Text Message 8169: Guy runs a red light

Ray & bob are driving home from a party. ray runs a red light. bob says, “hey! that light was red!” ray replies, “don’t worry, my brother does it all the time, it’s ok.” then he does it again. bob: “you’ve done it again!” ray: “it’s ok, i tell you. my brother does it all […]
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Text Message 8168: Ninoy sa wallet

Noynoy: tito erap, anu ho sikreto nyo at ma -chics pa rin kau ngayon? erap: utang kong lahat i2 kay ninoy! n: talaga?! e: hindi ako nawawalan ng ninoy sa wallet!
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Text Message 8167: 1 box of kiss

Pautang nman oh,wg kang ta2nggi,please… 1 box kiss 12 kilo’s hug 1 dozen care and 1 million bottles of love… good mrning. take care always.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes