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Text Message 8151: Why? What happened at 8:30?

A guy showed up late for work. boss yells, “you should be here at 8:30!” guy replies, “why? what happened at 8:30?”;-)
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Text Message 8150: Gigil na gigil si Kim Jong-il

Gigil na gigil si kim jong-il ng north korea sa south korea. ayaw kasi maniwala ang south korea na walang kinalaman ang north korea sa pag-torpedo sa isang warship nito. gusto ni kim na magbomba! tatanggalin daw niya ang pantalon niya pati karsonsilyo! nood ka sa bbc o cnn! baka supot ito a!:-d
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Text Message 8149: Deleted

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Text Message 8148: Look how fat the lady is

Boy and his dad are standing in line at supermarket behind a big fat lady. boy says, “hey dad, look how fat the lady is!” “shhhhh, quiet son, she’ll hear you.” “but dad, look how big and fat she is!” “shhhhh, don’t say that son, it’s not nice!” suddenly, the fat lady’s beeper goes off.. […]
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Text Message 8147: Transmitter or receiver?

An electronics engineer’s wife delivered a baby but due to his work, the man was in a mountain camp. the doctors phoned him to give the news. the engineer inquired whether it was a transmitter or a receiver! :-*
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Text Message 8146: Better strike out grafters

A workman was hanging a sign outside of the batasan. it read, “solicitors, fakers and grafters will not be permitted in the house.” just then a congressman happened by. “better strike out grafters,” he said, “or we’ll never be able to raise a quorum.” 😀
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Text Message 8145: By using our hearts

“by using our hands we become strong, by using our brains, wise, but by using our hearts, merciful.– nicholae velimirovic– gud am!
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Text Message 8144: The greatest dividends of all

Dividends don’t only come from owning stocks; the greatest dividends of all are received when we continue to give consideration to the feelings and rights of others. have a great time investing!:-d
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Text Message 8143: You could still say ‘I love you’

Love is when at the verge of your anger & at the worst of your mood, you could still say.. “i love you” good morning..
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Text Message 8142: Ilang taon ka ng nabubuhay sa mundo

” ilang taon ka ng nabubuhay sa mundo bago mo pa siya nakilala. kaya, wag mong idadahilan na hindi mo kayang mabuhay ng wala siya ” txtb?32
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Text Message 8141: Plant operators sleeping on their job

“it depends on your definition of asleep. they were not stretched out. they had their eyes closed. they were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.” 😀 — communications director of a public utility firm on charges that electricity generation plant operators were sleeping on the job.
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Text Message 8140: Deleted

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Text Message 8139: Am I too sexy?

Positive thought of the day when you feel that nobody loves you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of, you should really ask yourself… am i too sexy?;-)
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Text Message 8138: Pacquiao enrolling in a crash course

Congman-elect manny pacquiao says he is set to enroll in u. p. in preparation for his new job as sarangani’s representative. asked if he’s enrolling in a crash course, he replied, “kungrisista na aku, hindi pilutu! gagu!:-
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Text Message 8137: Each of us is a star

Each of us is a star. sometimes situations take our shine away. clouds set in and we can’t see our own light… sometimes we shine with the rest… sometimes we twinkle alone… but we have to realize, that we sometimes are the only light for someone in times of darkness… wishing you the best… and […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes