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Text Message 8136: Heart grows weaker

“a recent study shows that the heart grows weaker everytime we do something opposite of what we feel.” -readers digest
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Text Message 8135: Someone can make your name sound special

“there are a lot of people who call you by your name, but there is only one person who can make it sound so special.” goodnight.. o:)
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Text Message 8134: Jejemons make life difficult

Life is simple.. but people make it difficult.. parang ganito lang yan.. words are simple.. jejemons make it difficult! 🙂 puksain ang mga jejemons!
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Text Message 8133: I used to pray for money

“when i was young i used to pray for money, then i realized that god doesn’t work that way, so now i steal and pray for forgiveness.”:-) -gma
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Text Message 8130: Man complaining about noisy tenants

A man told his landlord about the tenants in the apartment above his. “many a night, they stomp on the floor and shout till midnite.” when the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, “not really, for i usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway.”
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Text Message 8128: Are you giving more than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? here’s a little math that might prove useful. if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z is represented by numbers 1 to 26, […]
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Text Message 8127: Even if you have tons of love

The personal qualities necessary to be a good lover: “one of you should know how to write a check. because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills..” 🙂 (a girl, 8 years old)
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Text Message 8126: The person you see in the mirror

The person you see in the mirror early in the morning is exactly who god sees, and whom god loves! no makeup, no power tie, no status jewelry, no title. just you. good morning!:-d
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Text Message 8125: Angel, that’s how I spell you

A ~ awaken my mind! n ~ nourishes my soul. g ~ gladdens my heart! e ~ elates my spirit! l ~ livens my spirit! that’s how i spell you! ()
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Text Message 8124: The Secret Box

“the secret of telling someone your secret secretly is secretly adding secrets in the secretly secret collection of secrets.” -spongebob. 🙂
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Text Message 8123: When people have and don’t have money

0ne savvy chinese says: – when without money, keep pigs; when have money, keep dogs. – when without money, wish to get married; when have money, wish to get divorce. – when without money, eat at home with wife; when have money, dine with women in fine restaurant. – when without money, wife becomes secretary; […]
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Text Message 8122: A Woman’s Schedule

A woman’s schedule 1. get up. 2. pee. 3. drink coffee. 4. pee. 5. apply makeup. pee first so you don’t have to stop in the middle. 6. drive to work. pee at gas station. complains about dirty crs. 7. get to work at mcdo. pee. wash hands. 8. lunch. slimfast. pee. 9. arrive home. […]

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes