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Text Message 8121: Deleted

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Text Message 8120: A sign in a urinal

Here’s one seen above a urinal: look up look up [even higher on the wall] keep looking up [on the ceiling] quick! look down! you’re pissing on your shoes!:-d
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Text Message 8119: Men, women, mirrors

Men, they are vain, they check themselves out once in a while in a bathroom mirror. oh and women, boy they are ridiculous, they will check out frequently their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, store windows, glass surface. they even will not leave out bald headed guys. and you thought women prefer baldies […]
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Text Message 8118: Once you believe in yourself

Once you believe in yourself and see your soul as divine and precious, you’ll automatically be converted to a being who can create miracles. let’s make some miracles happen. 😉 have a great day!
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Text Message 8117: Four hardest tasks on earth

The four hardest tasks on earth are neither physical nor intellectual feats, but spirituals ones: to return love for hate; to include the excluded: to forgive without apology, and to be able to say, “i was wrong.” enjoy this wonderful day!:-)
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Text Message 8116: It’s not the song that makes you cry

There are songs that can really make you cry when you hear them. but it’s actually not the song that makes you cry, it’s the people & things that comes 1st into your mind. *mkkpahinga n rin sa wakas n0w lng.. g0od nyt*
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Text Message 8115: True love does not depend on

“true love does not depend on how many things you’ve given, how many kisses you’ve shared or how many words you’ve spoken but it depends on how much you sacrifice for it.” *nkakapag0d n umaga*
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Text Message 8114: Superman don’t need no airplanes

:-pjust before take off, a flight attendant asked muhammad ali to fasten his seat belt. “superman don’t need no seat belt,” ali growled. “well, superman,” the stewardess replied “don’t need no airplanes!”
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Text Message 8110: Wake up! Someone is breaking in!

A wife shook her sleeping husband & said, “wake up! someone is breaking in!” the husband had gone through this every night for twenty years. he got up & this time there was a thief inside the house. as the thief was about to leave, the husband said, “you should meet my wife. she’s been […]
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Text Message 8108: This is what we call pride

After a l0ng tym of separati0n: boy:hi,how r u?(u stil luk so beautful) girl:i’m fine(died each day missin u) b:i bet sumbody olredi w0n ur heart(ang tanga q cnaktan kta) g:yeah!(kaw parin) b:gud 2 hear dat(ang swrte nia) g:haha(i’v bn 4cng myslf 2m0v 0n pra mgng msya ka) b:so,c u ar0und dn(sana sa su2n0dnting pgkikita […]
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Text Message 8107: Everyone was clapping for me

A baby mosquito came back after its lst flight. dad askd: “how was it?” baby said: “dad it’s wonderful.everyone was clapping for me” moral:think positive!;-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes