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Text Message 8106: Too tall to be Jojo’s father

😀 us ambassador harry thomas meeting with noynoy was to dispel rumors that jojo binay is his son. noynoy reassured amb thomas he never had any suspicion of such a relationship because amb thomas is too tall to be jojo’s father.:)
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Text Message 8105: Scratching his back, scroll down

A husband and wife are in the internet business, but it’s the man who truly lives, eat and breathes computers. the wife realized how bad it had gotten when she was scratching his back one day. “no, not there,” he directed, “scroll down…”;-)
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Text Message 8104: The politician is my shepherd

D politician s my shepherd, i’m n want: he makes me to lie down on hard pavements, he leads me bside stale waters, he disturbs my soul. tho i walk n d valley of d shadow of recession, i see no recovery, for he s wid me, he prepares to reduce my salary n d […]
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Text Message 8103: By our life’s example

Reading god’s word in the bible is not the ultimate sign that we know god… rather, it is when others get to know god by our life’s example. god bless!
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Text Message 8102: Lacson nasa Ping Sisters

Highly confidential ito. may nakakita kay sen. lacson kahapon after a tennis game with priests. anjan sya ngaun in one of d convents sa tagaytay, very near d major seminary. pls keep this to urself. anjan sya sa ….. ping sisters. ha ha ha ha… ! 😉
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Text Message 8101: Going back in politics?

Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other, “you are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in politics?”:-d
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Text Message 8100: If you guys aren’t having a beer

Three top executives of the big beer companies meet for a drink. the president of budweiser orders a bud. the ceo of kirin orders a kirin. the chairman of san miguel orders a soda. budweiser and kirin ask, “why didn’t you order a san miguel?” “nah,” san miguel replies. “if you guys aren’t having a […]
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Text Message 8099: Job of night watchman

A man is being interviewed for a job. “what are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?” “the slightest noise wakes me up.”:-d
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Text Message 8098: Get the quarterback!

A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. after the game, he asked her how she liked the game. “oh, i really like it,” she said, “but i couldn’t understand though why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” “what do you mean?” he asked. “all they kept screaming […]
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Text Message 8097: Erap inserts coin and collects can

Erap is standing at a vending machine putting money in the slot and collecting can after can after can of coke. jinggoy behind him is getting impatient, “for god’s sake, dad, bilisan mo naman!” sagot ni erap, “hindi mo ba nakikita, nananalo ako!”:-p
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Text Message 8096: Dentists have fillings too

A sign posted in a dentist’s office said… “please be nice to our dentists. they have fillings too.”;-)
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Text Message 8095: A sadist and a masochist

A sadist and a masochist were locked in a room together. in a short while the masochist began to freak out, begging, “hit me, hit me!” to which the sadist replied, “no”:-d
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Text Message 8094: How foolishness and wisdom are revealed

Foolishness is revealed when we are proud that we know so much.. wisdom is revealed when we are humble because we recognize that we know so little. god bless your week!:-)
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Text Message 8093: Waste the person you are

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. god loves you!:-d
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Text Message 8092: Week n Gold

Brain twister: arrange this three words into one word: “week n gold” clue: you have this and i have it too… kenneth

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes