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Text Message 8091: Coca-Cola fixing the word, “disk”

Importance of proofreading coca-cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word, “disk” in copyright information on about 2 million 12-packs of the soda. in the misprint, the “s” was replaced by a “c.” normally, the small type under the copyright information states that the “red disk icon and contour bottle are trademarks of the […]
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Text Message 8090: There are no mistakes

There are no mistakes. the events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn; whatever steps we take, they’re necessary to reach the places we’ve chosen to go. god bless and have a refreshing weekend!
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Text Message 8089: To be better than we are

To be better than we are requires no voice from a pulpit, no words from a book, and no inspiration from nature; all that’s required is to look within ourselves and discover that which was always there. look within yourself for your treasure. have a pleasant day! 🙂
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Text Message 8088: Jejemon asks for a girl’s number

Boy: hi can i get your number? girl: *blush* (shit ang gwapo) sure, why not. after two hours, nag text si boy.. boy: h3l0wzz… phfu0wh. ak0uwh phfuowh yhung… guyy kh@nhin@h.’,. jeje…mwhu4wxx !! girl: fuck akala ko hot, jejemon pala! grrr! — hahaha! jejemon buster :))
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Text Message 8087: Rep. Teddyboy Locsin blew his top

Makati city rep. teddyboy locsin blew his top during thursday’s hearing when smartmatic-tim representatives couldn’t explain clearly why poll results transmitted by the pcos machines had different time stamps that didn’t reflect actual opening and closing times of polling precints. locsin shouted, “you sons of bitches!” to smartmatic reps… who hastily called a press con […]
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Text Message 8085: Sherry, Penny, Fanny

3 married couples died and got taken to the pearly gates. st. peter told 1st guy, “i can’t let you in. you let alcohol run your life. you even married a girl named sherry.” he walked away dejected. next couple stepped up, and st. peter told husband, “can’t let you in. you let money run […]
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Text Message 8084: A watch vs a wife

A guy at a bar with friends. he asked, “what is the difference between a watch and a wife?” one of his friends picks up, “well, when a watch malfunctions it stops but, when a wife malfunctions, boy it just starts!”:-)
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Text Message 8083: Naging ‘Dark Horse; si Binay

Reporter: sir,anu mssabi m n nging “dark horse” c binay s pgging vice pres.? erap: alam ko maitim lng c jojo,pro d k alam n kabayo pla ang hyop n un.buti n lng at di ko binoto un!:-(
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Text Message 8082: Happiness

Happiness is that flower garden that you tend within yourself. stay happy! good morning!:-)
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Text Message 8081: If people never did silly things

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. have some fun this weekend! 😉
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Text Message 8080: Bring healing through kind words

2day luk 4 ways 2 b wise. find sumthng nice 2 say abt sum1 or share an ncoraging word. u never kno how u can bring healng 2 a person’s heart by a kind word.
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Text Message 8079: Hindi lahat ng biglaan masaya

“hindi porket sinabihan ka nya ng i miss you at i love you, my pg-asa na. minsan ginagamit ka lang para punan kung ano ung kulang na nrrmdaman nya at kpag bumalik na ung taong hnhnap nya, issantabi ka lng bigla! kya wg kang maexcite. hndi lahat ng marrnig mo totoo na, at hndi lhat […]
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Text Message 8078: My loan falls under ‘Home Improvement’

Woman goes to her bank, tells the manager, “i want a loan; i’m divorcing my husband.” “oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager says., “we offer loans for things like real estate, cars, appliances, businesses, home improvement…” “stop right there,” woman interrupts. “this definitely falls under ‘home improvement.'”:-)
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