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Text Message 8076: Man looking for organic vegetables

Man was looking for organic vegetables for his wife around a fresh produce market. finding none, he asked an old vendor, “these veggies are for my wife. have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” old man said, “no. you have to do that yourself.”:-)
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Text Message 8075: A defeated candidate

Define a defeated candidate: a person who is lucky because he doesn’t have to explain why he didn’t keep campaign promises. lucky guy!:-)
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Text Message 8074: Don’t you like any of our colors?

Girl’s car couldn’t get started and traffic was tied up. the light turned green, yellow, then red. “whatsa matter, miss,” yelled a cop. “don’t you like any of our colors?”
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Text Message 8073: Why didn’t you bring my car home?

Wife comes home rather late. “oh, sweetheart,” she called, “your car’s on broadway street.” “why didn’t you bring it home?” her husband asked. “couldn’t,” she said. “it’s too dark out there to find all the parts.”
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Text Message 8072: Trials and challenges

In every step dt u take, there are trials & challenges. 0verc0me & accept them w/ strength & c0urage. these will be lessened soon…& all these will be acc0mpanied, w/ everlasting mem0ries. good morning.
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Text Message 8071: Lalabas pangalan ng crush mo

Black magic. a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p r s t u v w x y z isend m0 e2 sa 13 na mahal m0, o barkada m0, pagkatapoz unghuli isend m0, sa sarilim0 tingnan m0, wg ka magugulat lalabas pangalan ng crush o bf […]
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Text Message 8070: Wife puts on makeup

A couple going out for dinner… the wife puts on eye shadow, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush, lipstick (and god knows what else), then turns to her husband and asks, “does this look natural?”:-
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Text Message 8068: Shopping Math

Shopping math: a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need! tama?:-)
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Text Message 8067: Real Meaning of Husband

Real meaning of husband h – headaches u – unlimited s – since b – beginning a – and n – never d – diminishes :-*
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Text Message 8065: Why would the doctor kill you?

A doctor came to visit a confined patient. patient started crying and pleading, “doctor, please save me!” duty nurse got irritated and told the patient, “you should not worry, you owe the hospital p20,000 for board and lodging, p18,000 for medicines, p70,000 for surgery, and p40,000 in doctors’ fees. tell me why would the doctor […]
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Text Message 8064: Noynoy has risen!

Let us proclaim the mystery of our election… ninoy has died. noynoy has risen! peping is powerful again.:-d (god help us!)
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Text Message 8063: God will turn you into everything

Knock, and god will open the door. vanish, and he’ll make you shine like the sun. fall, and he’ll raise you to heaven. become nothing and he’ll turn you into everything. god loves us! wishing your day be filled with peace!:-)
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Text Message 8062: Here is more to us than we know

Here is more to us than we know. if we can be made to see it, perhaps for the rest of our lives we will be unwilling to settle for less. see it. have a nice day!:-)

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes