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Text Message 8046: If you make 1 more mistake

Sign in boss office ~ do you like to travel? do you enjoy meeting new people? do you want to free up your future? all this can be yours if… you make 1 more mistake.. 😀
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Text Message 8045: Where are the other four children?

Man told his wife that the government is giving subsidy to support those families that have five children, “we got four kids and we need another one to qualify. i have an illegitimate child whom i can get so we can claim the subsidy.” when the man came back with the 5th child, he asked […]
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Text Message 8044: Binyag ni Surf

Sa binyag: pari: anong pangalan ng bata? tatay: surf po.. pari: hindi yan pwede kasi pangalan ng sabon yan.. tatay: eh, bakit po pangalan ng asawa koperla? pari: sige.. bibinyagan ko anak nyo si surf, anong ibubuhos ko downy o zonrox?
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Text Message 8042: Your brother made my daughter pregnant

A young farm girl answers door bell and finds old neighbor. girl: my dad ain’t home but i know what you want. you want our bull to service ur cow. that’s $100 for his best bull. neighbor: that’s not what i want. g: we have a young bull that’s just starting out. it’s $50 for […]
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Text Message 8041: Everybody makes mistakes

In real life!!! if a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style.. if a driver makes a mistake, it’s an accident.. if a doctor makes a mistake, it’s an operation.. if parents make a mistake, it’s a new generation.. if a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law.. if a scientist makes a […]
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Text Message 8039: Any way to go up from being the Pope?

A rabbi and a priest talking.. r: so how high can you advance in ur organization? p: if i’m lucky, i guess i could become a bishop. r: well, could you go any higher than that? p: if all the saints should smile, i guess i can be made a cardinal. r: could you be […]
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Text Message 8038: The Philippines is saved

Erap, jinggoy, bong revilla, lito lapid, pacman and pgma and her family are marooned on an island with no way of returning to the philippines. who gets saved first? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? the philippines, siyempre!!:-)
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Text Message 8037: Help one person at a time

“never worry about numbers. help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you.” – mother teresa g d am, enjoy ur day!
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Text Message 8036: Sayang natalo si Gibo

Sayang natalo si gibo. maganda sana ang ating first lady… ngayon, we are stuck with boy abunda. 😀 hahaha!
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Text Message 8035: Two mistakes in life

There are two mistakes one can make along the road of life… not going all the way and not starting. have a nice day!:-)
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Text Message 8034: An idea can turn to dust or magic

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. enjoy your day in all that you do!:-d
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Text Message 8033: Ihanda na ang stroller

Gma is leaving malacaang soon.. marcos left in a helicopter, cory rode on a toyota crown, ramos on mercedes benz limo, erap on a boat, ihanda na ang stroller!:-d
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