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Text Message 8031: Away jejemon

A love story “text” boy: di ko na kaya ‘tong gngwa mo sken eh. lagi na lang! sa lhat nlang ng ssbhn mo, nhhirapan aq. i’m sorry babe, i just can’t take it anymore. sobrang pagod na akong intndihin ka. 🙁 girl: ,,bvheiib anouh bv4h 3an6 pn46xx4b1h mouh ?? di ckitah ma1ntind1han !! anouh bv4ng […]

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Text Message 8030: Nag-check, hindi nag-shade

Theory kung bakit natalo si villar.. supporters ninya nag check, hindi nag shade.:-

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Text Message 8029: After the elections

Si noynoy na! si gibo nabigo! erap makikipag-team-up kay willie mag-host ng new show “ka-wawa-we” gordon magpapatayo ng sariling survey company – “flash asia” villar nangakong lilinisin ang mga dagat ng basura para ma-reclaim at mapatayuan ng sea-5 extension. mabuhay! pilipinas got talent!!

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Text Message 8028: If you are loved

If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with. wishing you beautiful weekend!!! 😉

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Text Message 8027: Go and get yourself a train too!

An arab prince went to berlin to study. a month later, he wrote to his dad: “this city is great, people are nice and i like it here, but i’m embarrassed to arrive to school with my gold mercedes limo when all my teachers travel by train. a week later he gets a letter with […]

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Text Message 8026: By deserting our ideals

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. we grow old by deserting our ideals. enjoy your day and weekend!:-)

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Text Message 8025: Sen. Mar’s Answering Machine

Some birthday messages left on sen. mar’s answering machine yesterday: 1. mar, c loren to. ayaw kong makipagplastikan. kung malungkot ka sa birthday mo, masayang-masaya ako for jojo. tandaan mo kung kay noli never akong nag-concede, lalong hindi sayo. 2. isang mainit na pagbati sa iyong kaarawan! c chiz ito. ilang tulog na lang 2016 […]

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Text Message 8024: Your wife fell out of the car

A drunk man is driving and his car weaves violently all over the road. a cop pulls him over. “so,” asks the cop, “where have you been?” “i’ve been to the pub,” slurs the drunk. “well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few. did you know that a few miles back, […]

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Text Message 8023: Magician said ‘Shit’

A magician has hypnotised his entire audience. they are willing to do whatever he tells them to do. unfortunately, the magician trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says, “shit!”:-)

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Text Message 8022: Inihaw na politico

Joke: a pinoy cannibal was walking thru the jungle and came upon a restaurant owned by a fellow canibal. feeling hungry, he sat down & read the menu: adobong pulis 150 pesos, nilagang doctor 170 pesos, pritong guro 120 pesos, inihaw na politico 800 pesos… customer: bakit mahal ang inihaw na politico? owner: kasi sa […]

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Text Message 8021: Ladies first!

Teacher: correct the sentence, “a bull and a cow is grazing in the field.” erap: a cow and a bull is grazing in the field. teacher: huh? explain. erap: ladies first! 🙂

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Text Message 8020: Nag-e-exercise ba ang asawa mo?

M1: mare, nag-e-exercise b asawa mo? m2: oo. m1: anong excercise? m2: marami: nagbubuhat ng sariling bangko, tumatakbo sa utang at umiiwas sa responsebilidad.:-d

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Text Message 8019: When wife runs you over with the SUV

;-)”according to a new medical study, it’s healthy for a wife to get angry at her husband than to keep it all inside which can lead to disease. so guys when the wife runs you over with the suv, she’s just trying to live a healthier lifestyle.” ~ jay leno

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Text Message 8018: Some days, you’re the pigeon

Just accept that, some days, you’re the pigeon; and some days, you’re the statue. 🙂 have a wonderful day! good morning!

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Text Message 8017: Matter occupies space

“matter occupies space. and you can only have space, for those that really matter.” g0od m0rning..

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Text Message 8031: Away jejemon

Text Message 8030: Nag-check, hindi nag-shade

Text Message 8029: After the elections

Text Message 8028: If you are loved

Text Message 8027: Go and get yourself a train too!

Text Message 8026: By deserting our ideals

Text Message 8025: Sen. Mar’s Answering Machine

Text Message 8024: Your wife fell out of the car

Text Message 8023: Magician said ‘Shit’

Text Message 8022: Inihaw na politico

Text Message 8021: Ladies first!

Text Message 8020: Nag-e-exercise ba ang asawa mo?

Text Message 8019: When wife runs you over with the SUV

Text Message 8018: Some days, you’re the pigeon

Text Message 8017: Matter occupies space