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Text Message 8016: Scheduled for a government budget cut

The roslin lab in scotland, u. k. is scheduled for a government budget cut. “but that won’t have much effect,” says the lab director. “once you’ve cloned sheep, it’s not that difficult to counterfeit money.” 😀
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Text Message 8015: PCOS machine na nag ‘congratulations’

Nag concede na mga presidentiables kay noynoy, si erap ay ayaw pa kasi nakita nya sa pcos machine na nag ‘congratulations’ sa kanya. sure na panalo na sya.:-d
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Text Message 8014: I have swallowed a key

Erap: i have swallowed a key. doctor: when? erap: 3 months ago! doctor: what were you doing till now? erap: i was using duplicate key, now i have lost that too.:-*
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Text Message 8013: Never exactly the same person

“once you lose someone.. it is never exactly the same person who comes back.”
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Text Message 8012: Will Willie Revillame also concede?

Tanong ng bayan – sen. manny villar has conceded to noynoy aquino. will willie revillame also concede defeat to jobert sucaldito???;-)
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Text Message 8011: Matalino tatay nun!

Revilla, sr: bagsak ka naman! ba’t di mo gayahin si chiz, laging may honor! bong: unfair naman para ikumpara ninyo ko kay chiz, dad, eh! matalino tatay nun! 😀
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Text Message 8010: Names on marriage announcements

As the ratio of women is decreasing, so in the next decades names on marriage announcements might look like this… james and raul wed mona… 😉
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Text Message 8009: I use your toothbrush

Husband: whenever i get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. how do you control your temper. wife: i just go and clean the comfort room. husband: how does that help? wife: i use your toothbrush. :-*
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Text Message 8008: Where the term ‘smart ass’ came from

With time, women gain weight because they amass so much data and wisdom in their heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of their bodies. so they aren’t heavy, they are enormously cultured, educated and happy. so, ladies, when you look at your bums, say, “good grief, look […]
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Text Message 8007: The Buzz at SNN lang hawak ko

Jojo: sa tingin mo ‘noy, iinterviewhin pa kaya ako ni korina kapag bumalik sya sa dzmm? noynoy: hahaha! kabahan ka na manong jojo! pero ‘wag ako ang tanungin nyo dyan. ‘the buzz’ at ‘snn’ lang hawak ko. 😀
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Text Message 8006: I will not conceive

C villar at gibo nag concede na. c erap ngbitiw ng mbigat na salita “i wil not conceive!” laban ka dun? gud morning! 🙂
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Text Message 8004: Iglesia ni Krista

Manny (pacman) pacquiao won his quest for a congressional seat in sarangani. he was endorsed by iglesia ni krista!:-)
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Text Message 8003: Learn from the mistakes of others

You must learn from the mistakes of others. you can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. enjoy your day!:-)
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Text Message 8002: Curiousity has its reason for existing

The important thing is not to stop questioning. curiousity has its own reason for existing. one cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality… never lose a holy curiosity. may the mystery be with us. good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes