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Text Message 8001: The country’s first black Vice President

At the threshold of a new era… we’ve reached a milestone in electing the country’s first black vice president.:-d
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Text Message 8000: Hindi nila sinasadyang iwan tayo

“minsan hndi rin naman tlga ginusto ng mga taong minahal naten ang saktan tayo. hindi naman nila sinasadyang iwan tayo para s bag0ng dumating. minsan kailangan ntin tanggapin n sa paniniwala nla, mas mahal nila un. gnun lng nman tlga, dun sila kung san sila masayag. gnun dn naman sguro ang ggwin ntin, kung tayo […]
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Text Message 7998: Winners of 2010 Election’s Tiba-Tiba Award

Winners of 2010 election’s tiba-tiba award… 1. abs-cbn, gma7, other broadcast networks, for the billions of pesos in revenue from political ads. walang kinikilingan! walang pinuprotektahan! at magpapatrol saan man sa mundo, basta’t may tv at may tao! whateverrr! blow-out naman jan, boss gabby, ma’am charo!:-d 2. candidates who solicited and accepted campaign contributions but […]
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Text Message 7997: Matulis ka rin pala Jojo

Erap: di mo sinabi matulis ka rin pala jojo! sino ‘tong kasama mo sa pix na nasa diyaryo? ang kinis! binay: eh saan pa ba ako magmamana? kaya nga tandem tayo eh. erap: ngaun ko lang napansin jojo! we have a lot of things in common pala! naging mayor ka, naging mayor ako. doktora ang […]
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Text Message 7996: You are unique

A wonderful realization will be the day you realize that you are unique in the world. there is nothing that is an accident. you are a special combination for a purpose – and don’t let them tell you otherwise… only you can fulfill that tiny space that is yours. have a great day!:-)
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Text Message 7995: I burned a big hole in your pants

A man came home and found his new bride sobbing, “i was pressing your suit and i burned a big hole in the seat of your pants.” “forget it,” consoled her husband. “remember that i’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.” “yes, i know. and it’s lucky you have!” said the wife, […]
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Text Message 7994: Most men bring their wives with them

Couple on their honeymoon arrived at london’s gatwick airport. wife headed for the british passport control line since she’s a native, while the husband, an american, waited in the foreigners line. when the husband’s turn came, the passport control officer asked him the purpose of his visit, he replied, “pleasure, i am on my honeymoon.” […]
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Text Message 7993: New Dress After Marriage

New dress after marriage: 6 weeks – omg, you look like an angel in that dress! 6 months – you bought a new dress again?!?! 6 years – how much did that cost me?%-)
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Text Message 7991: Hanap mo, fruit salad

Babae: ano ba ang type mo sa isang babae? lalaki: gusto ko mala-mansanas ang mukha, mala-cherry ang lips at sing pino ng pipino ang kutis! babae: hindinaman pala asawa ang hanap mo e! kundi fruit salad!:-d
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Text Message 7990: Its hard to give your heart to someone

Its hard to try and give ur heart to someone wen the last person you gave it to is still breaking it and won’t gve it back… txtb?32
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Text Message 7989: Di dapat magmahal ang isang kaibigan

D pla dpt mnmhal ang 1 kaibgn kc drtng s punto n my 1 mssktn. dhl ung 1, mhl ka dhl kaibgn ka. ung 1 nman knaibgan ka pra sna.. mhlin m xa.. txtb?32
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Text Message 7988: Don’t let me wait for nothing

If waiting is the only way to prove my love… i’m willing, but don’t let me wait for nothing.xc txtb?32
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Text Message 7987: And they live happily ever after

“and they live happily ever after– is one of the most tragic sentences in literature. it is because it tells a falsehood about life and has led countless generation of people to expect something from human existence w/c is not possible on this fragile, failing, imperfect earth” -joshua liebman. txtb?32

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes