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Text Message 7986: Love cannot end hunger and align the planets

“love is a wonderful thing, but it is not some powerful force that’s gonna end hunger and align the planets.”
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Text Message 7985: Bloc voting po ang isinulong namin

The inc endorsed sen. mar roxas for vice president. rumors say a disappointed jejomar binay called up a high-ranking inc official to ask why he didn’t get the endorsement. the inc official replied, “bloc voting po ang isinulong namin, hindi black voting…” 😉
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Text Message 7984: Bakit walang nag-i-endorso kay Rey Langit?

Tanong ng bayan: sa harap ng sunud-sunod na endorsement mula sa mga ‘sugo ng kalangitan,’ bakit wala pa yatang nag-i-endorso kay rey langit?:-)
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Text Message 7983: Islamic group endoreses Erap and Binay

This just in! unconfirmed reports say erap and jojo binay are expecting the endorsement of an unidentified islamic group. they tolerate polygamy don’t they?
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Text Message 7982: The darkness in your own heart

“the darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. it is the darkness in your own heart you should fear.” dark pm..
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Text Message 7981: Hit a man with fist

“never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fist.” haha.. tama.. 😉
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Text Message 7979: Pinadalan ng bulaklak ang biyenan

A: kala ko asar ka sa byenan mo. bkt mo pnadalhn ng bulaklak? b: naosptal ksi, heart atak. hi blood. a: sori. wat bulak2 bgay mo? b: sitsarong bulaklak!:-p
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Text Message 7978: Doctor, I’m always dizzy

“you see, doctor, i’m always dizzy for half an hour after i get up in the morning,” complained a lady. “well, try getting up half an hour later,” replies the doctor.;-)
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Text Message 7976: The value increases after it is lost

We realize the value of life increases only after it is lost… . . . . . . . example . lived chicken – p100 roast chicken – p250 🙂
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Text Message 7975: Manners, Shutup and Crap

There were 3 guys named manners, shutup and crap. one day, they decided to run a race. during the race, crap fell down, and manners stopped to help him. but shutup ran so fast the police caught him. police1: what’s your name? shutup: shutup. police2: where’s your manners? shutup: back there picking up crap!
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Text Message 7974: Mastery is not about perfection

We fail to realize that mastery is not about perfection. it’s about a process, a journey. the master is the one who stays on the path day after day, year after year. the master is the one willing to try, and fail, and try again, for as long as she or he lives. wishing you […]
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Text Message 7973: Walk boldly through obstacles

Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. a nice day, friend!:-)
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Text Message 7972: The Essence of Destiny

The essence of destiny: “watch your thoughts, for they become words. choose your words, for they become actions. understand your actions, for they become habits. study your habits, for they will become your character. develop your character, for it becomes your destiny.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes