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Text Message 7954: Types of Jejemons

4 types ng jejemons : mild – eow pu. mxtah poeh. moderate – eow pfow. nah m1sz pfou qtah. mwahxx! severe – 30w po3h! anoh po3h gwa u? txt na lhern po36h za gizing pfa!! terminal jejemons – 30w poeh. m3n4 p!pol! nua m1xz ko phou k3o! save our planet! kill all jejemons! please pass.

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Text Message 7953: Dalawang dekada ka lang mag aaral

“dalawang dekada ka lng mag aaral. kung hindi mo pa pgtitiyagaan, limang dekada ng kahirapan ang kapalit. sobrang lugi. kung alam lng yan ng mga kabataan, sa pananaw k0 ay walang gugus2hing umiwas sa klase.” -bob ong tama.. kaya dapat mgaral..

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Text Message 7952: Noy, bayad

Sa lahat ng presidentiables, ang pnakamalakas sa mga zamb0angueo ay si noynoy aquino accordng 2 my source. khit san ka pumunta, sa jip, sa mercado, e2 mri2nig m0: noy, bayad. kwant0 noy? onde ste noy? ah,ancna ba noy? — kagaguhan este n0y. haha! tae zamcelco, ndi p aq ntap0s mgupload s facebuk!!!

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Text Message 7951: Nung bata ka

Matan0ng ko lang.. nung bata ka ba,kinagat m0 dn ung bakal ng m0ngol pencil m0 para lumabas ung eraser at mkapgbura ka? pinapapak m0 dn ba ung milo? kumakanta ka dn ba n0on sa harap ng electric fan? sinisilip m0 dn ba n0on ung ref kung mamamatay ung ilaw hbang sinasara? kumakain ka dn ba […]

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Text Message 7950: Politicians and celebrities on Facebook

Facebook wars! gibo: galing at talino jamby: 1st to comment! jc delos reyes: 2nd erap: 2nd manny villar: sipag at tiyaga baby james: villar! kris aquino: baby, no! erap: may pangalawa na pala. 3rd! noynoy: @manny baka c5 at tiyaga. baby james: tito! vic sotto: 🙂 gud! tito sotto: 🙂 manny villar: @noynoy ikaw naman, […]

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Text Message 7949: Mahirap lahat

Mahirap lahat sa u. p., mahirap ang math. sa ateneo, mahirap ang english. sa la salle, mahirap ang parking. sa assumption, mahirap ang walang pera. sa holy spirit, mahirap magpaka babae. sa ust, mahirap umuwi kapag baha. sa st. scho, mahirap sumakay. sa san beda, mahirap, maging lalaki. 😉

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Text Message 7948: Noynoy Aquino was used in an experiment

It was revealed in oslo that in experiments conducted for decades until 1994, norwegian and american researchers used mentally ill and retarded humans in tests of the biological and genetic effects of x-ray radiation on the body. two days ago, guido delgado would claim he possesses a document showing noynoy aquino was “used” in the […]

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Text Message 7947: This election, ibalik si…

Dont forget when voting this election: ibalik si jinggoy sa.. kulungan.? ibalik si sotto sa.. eat bulaga.? ibalik si enrile sa.. home for the aged.? ibalik si revilla sa… cinehan? ibalik si lapid sa…. chicharon. dagdagan pa natin. ibalik si miriam sa.. . nmh.! ibalik si satur sa bundok!

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Text Message 7949: Mahirap lahat

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