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Text Message 12535: White hair

Son: why are some of your hair white, pop? dad: every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.. son: now i understand why grandpop’s hairs are all white! lesson: don’t be over smart!

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Text Message 12534: We listen half

The greatest mistake we humans make.. we listen half, understand quarter, think zero and react double. listen and avoid trouble. gandang umaga!

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Text Message 12533: God is working on us

God changes caterpillars into butterflies, sand into pearls and coal into diamonds using time and pressure. he’s working on us too making us the best we can possibly be. good morning!

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Text Message 12532: Worries are worthless

Worries are worthless, so don’t bother with them. resentment over a difficult situation actually makes that situation worse, so remind yourself there’s no point in it. joy and fulfillment are your destiny, so let them flow freely from you. rise above the pettiness that often threatens to draw you in, and give your focus to […]

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Text Message 12531: If you see me, do not look at me

Flirty quote of the day: if you see me, do not look at me. if you look at me, do not touch me. if you touch me, do not kiss me. if you kiss me, do not stop.

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Text Message 12530: Which girlfriend?

Latest research results: guys always remain faithful to their girlfriends.. but.. which girlfriend? that’s still being studied now.

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Text Message 12529: What do you intend to buy?

Sa tindahan: bata: pabili po.. tindera: (mataray) hmff.. what do you intend to buy? bata: (ay english) well, i wud like to buy 2 most popular compounds.. sodium chloride and simple glucose.. and the 2 common spices, allium cepa and allium satium which is worth exactly $0.4807692. tindera: (namutla) ano? bata: asin, asukal, sibuyas at […]

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Text Message 12528: Feel the tension when you become a father

A beautiful girl fainted and you took her to a hospital. doctor says, “congrats! you’ll be a father!” you get tensed! you say, “but that baby is not mine.” girl says, “he is the father of my baby.” you have more tension. tests are done and results show you can never become a father. even […]

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Text Message 12527: Knowing a person is like music

Knowing a person is like music, what attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn their lyrics. cheers, friend!

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Text Message 12526: A voice that stops me from calling you

Man: baby, sometimes i want to call you in the midnight and tell you how much i love you.. lady: and why don’t you? man: because i hear a voice that stops me from calling you. lady: and what voice is that?! man: a voice that says “your account balance is insufficient to make this […]

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Text Message 12525: The stench makes you doubt its yours

Do you know that awkward moment.. when you fart.. and the stench makes you doubt it’s yours! nyahahahahaha

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Text Message 12524: Maria borrowed a million pesos

Pedro met juan yesterday, and the latter was crying.. pedro: why are you crying, pare? juan: maria borrowed a million pesos from me for facial surgery, and now i can’t identify her!

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Text Message 12523: Kanino mapupunta ang anak

Magdedivorce si mister at misis, problema kung kanino mapupunta ang anak misis – sakin dapat mapunta ang bata! ako ang nagdala sa kanya dito sa mundong ito, tiniis ko ang sakit nung pinaganak sya! -lumingon ang judge kay mister mister – (mahinahon) ur honor, kung ipapasok ko ang atm card sa atm machine at ang […]

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Text Message 12522: When the Japanese mend broken objects

When the japanese mend broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. they believe that when something’s suffered damage and has a history it becomes more beautiful. cheer up and take care!

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Text Message 12521: Ang mga kaibigan mo

Kapag inlove ka, wag na wag mong kalilimutan ang mga kaibigan mo. dahil bago pa dumating ang mahal mo, sila ang unang nagpasaya sa buhay mo. — good night.

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Text Message 12535: White hair

Text Message 12534: We listen half

Text Message 12533: God is working on us

Text Message 12532: Worries are worthless

Text Message 12531: If you see me, do not look at me

Text Message 12530: Which girlfriend?

Text Message 12529: What do you intend to buy?

Text Message 12528: Feel the tension when you become a father

Text Message 12527: Knowing a person is like music

Text Message 12526: A voice that stops me from calling you

Text Message 12525: The stench makes you doubt its yours

Text Message 12524: Maria borrowed a million pesos

Text Message 12523: Kanino mapupunta ang anak

Text Message 12522: When the Japanese mend broken objects

Text Message 12521: Ang mga kaibigan mo