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Text Message 7926: Aminin mong in love ka

“wala namang mali kung aminin mung inlove ka sa kanya.. ang mali ay ung pilit mung itanggi kahit na sobrang obvious na.”
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Text Message 7925: Kayang iwan kahit kailan

“kung natitiis nyang ndi mgparamdam kht isang araw lang.. walang alinlangang makkaya ka nyang iwan khit kailan.”
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Text Message 7924: But I’m just an engineer

[grpmsg]: “how i wish i’m a doctor for at least, i can cure your broken heart. but i’m just an aspiring engineer. wanting to build it again.” txtb?29
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Text Message 7923: Life and time

“life” and “time” are the two great teachers: “life” teaches us, “the use of time…” and”time” teaches us, “the value of life…”:-)
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Text Message 7920: Attachment and Loneliness

The worst thing in life is “attachment” because it hurts when you lose it. the best thing in life is “loneliness” because it teaches you everything and when you lose it, you get everything. enjoy your weekend! 🙂
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Text Message 7919: There’s a bomb in my garden

Erap as a cop.. man: officer! there’s a bomb in my garden! erap: don’t worry, sir! if no one claims it within 3 days, you can keep it! 😀
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Text Message 7918: Woman asks pharmacist for some arsenic

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. he: what for? she: i want to kill my husband. he: sorry, i can’t do that. (she then reaches into her handbag, pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with pharmacist’s wife and hands it to him.) he: you didn’t […]
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Text Message 7917: New maternity clinic turned spa

A couple was checking out a new maternity clinic that was more like a spa. the delivery room has a hot tub, soft music and candlelight. wife: what do you think? husband: (looks around) isn’t this how we got here in the first place?:-p
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Text Message 7916: Mahal ka kasi, “kayo”

“mas masarap magmahal ng isang taong alam mong mahal ka kahit hindi kayo.. kesa magmahal ng isang taong sinasabi lang na mahal ka kasi kayo.”
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Text Message 7915: Why God is crying?

“if a kid asks where rain comes from, i think the cute thing to tell him is “god is crying.” and if he asks why god is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “probably because of something you did.”” :-)have a nice day!
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Text Message 7914: The findings of science

Pope benedict xvi was born on april 16, making him an aries, compatible with sagittarius and leo. but, of course, jesus was a capricorn, meaning that this pope is incompatible with jesus! not my findings, the findings of science. don’t get angry, catholics! go get angry with galileo. oh, you already did!! 🙂
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Text Message 7913: Perfect is when you both complete each other

Perfect is not when compatible persons are together. it’s when you’re both opposite but in that way, you both complete each other.
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Text Message 7912: On seduction…

Sweet irony: did you know that a man will try to seduce every girl, except d one he loves.. but a girl will not be seduced by any man except d man she loves..

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes