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Text Message 7881: Breakfast at any time

Man went to a resto that serves “breakfast at any time.” so he ordered french toast during the renaissance!:-)

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Text Message 7880: The best kiss?

The best kiss? it’s when you don’t want to stop but you have to, because you can’t help… but smile.

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Text Message 7879: Happiness does not come from men

“if you aren’t happy single, you wont be happy taken. happines comes from within – not from men!” nah! good pm..

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Text Message 7878: When a man hides something

“do u kn0w wat rili pains a woman’s heart? its wen his man begins 2… “keep a secret & tell a lie.”

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Text Message 7877: Two special persons

In life, u’l mit two spcial prs0ns… one who changes d way u see urself and d world… & the other who puts u back together aftr u hve lost d first…

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Text Message 7875: Gray hair and hemorrhoids

It takes two things to be a business consultant: gray hair and hemorrhoids. the gray hair makes you look distinguished. the hemorrhoids makes you look concerned! 😉

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Text Message 7874: The president dies in a plane crash

The president of poland, lech kaczynski, dies in a plane crash. the polish people grief. europeans express shock. pinoys express envy! 😀

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Text Message 7873: After he gave me that black eye

Police officer: do you mean to say such a physical wreck as he gave you that black eye? complaining wife: sure, sir, he wasn’t a physical wreck till after he gave me that black eye.:-d

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Text Message 7870: A freethinker

Tommy: pop, what is a freethinker? pop: a freethinker, my son, is a man who isn’t married. 🙂

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Text Message 7869: To lead yourself and others

“to lead yourself, use your mind; to lead others, use your heart.”- let us commit ourselves to create a world that works for all. good morning!b-)

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Text Message 7868: A friend who appreciates you

“nothing’s even more happier than to see a friend who appreciates you in the smallest thing.. accepts you in times of hardships.. comforts you when troubled.. loves you no matter what, and simply because.. they are happy for having you..” 🙂

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Text Message 7867: Letting go is loving more

“let go of the things that can no longer be fixed. if you force to try to put them back, things will only get worse. holding on is loving. but sometimes, letting go is loving more.” good evening..

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Text Message 7881: Breakfast at any time

Text Message 7880: The best kiss?

Text Message 7879: Happiness does not come from men

Text Message 7878: When a man hides something

Text Message 7877: Two special persons

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Text Message 7875: Gray hair and hemorrhoids

Text Message 7874: The president dies in a plane crash

Text Message 7873: After he gave me that black eye

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Text Message 7870: A freethinker

Text Message 7869: To lead yourself and others

Text Message 7868: A friend who appreciates you

Text Message 7867: Letting go is loving more