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Text Message 7821: Pseudo-relationship?

Have u evr heard of d term pseudo-relationship? well, let me tell u smthn bout it ito un prang kyo pro hnd u just treat each othr in a special way but no cmmtments are involved wlng nanligaw wlng cnagot u’r mor dan frnds but ur less dan lovers hndi ka sure sa role mo […]
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Text Message 7820: Life feels good when

Life feels good when somebody’s there. it feels better when somebody shares. it feels best when somebody cares. god bless you always & have a blessed holy week
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Text Message 7819: Life is long when it is full

Life is long when it is full, and this fullness isn’t measured in terms of time, but by deeds. good day!
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Text Message 7818: She needs more “outside interests”

Women! who can figure ’em out? now that the kids are grown and gone, my wife sez she needs more “outside interests”. i thought i’d surprise her with a brand new fancy lawn mower. now she’s mad at me!
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Text Message 7817: Politician updates this Holy Week

Holy week 2010 did you know what happened when news came out that sen. manny was the president bet of fg mike? manny denied the fg 3 times before the cock crowed! manny has agreed to play jesus on one condition. his cross will be carried alternately by adel, gilbert and alan peter. pgma never […]
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Text Message 7816: May we draw from the cross

O _!_ (l. l _ /l__ may we draw from d cross d power 2b humble, d strength 2b meek & d guidance 2b true always. a blessed black saturday!
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Text Message 7815: Pa-english english ka pa kasi

Bata: pabili po! tindera: whats yours b0y? bata: a bottled solution of carbonic acid and caffeine. tindera: haaa? bata: coke! duh! paenglish english ka pa tapos di mo naman pala kayang panindigan! duh! loser!
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Text Message 7814: NOY to vote buying

Erap na ang pilipinas, wala ng manny ang mga pinoy, gibo na din ang mga moral. puro tambay na lang sa mga villaran, edukado man o mangmang, hirap mamuhay ng marangal, aquino man sa kanila ang iboto, walang kasiguruhan na bayani ang mapipili. dickdikin man natin ang utak natin, mahirap makakita ng perfectong lider para […]
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Text Message 7813: The highest levels of gratitude

“when u reach d highest levels of gratitude, every thought u think, every word u speak, and every action u take comes out of pure goodness.”
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Text Message 7812: Anger

Anger is the condition where the tongue works faster than the mind.. hold it.. before you regret it..
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Text Message 7811: Thinking of someone you love

“thinking of someone you love is d most delightful way of wasting time..” isn’t it?
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Text Message 7810: Ang babae, parang algebraic expression

Ang babae, parang algebraic expression.. mas mganda pag nsa simplest form. g0odnyt..
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Text Message 7809: We need to try more than once

The law of the seed: most seeds never grow. for 1 apple tree to bear 500 apples, you need 10 seeds. in life, this principle might mean you’ll need to attend 20 interviews to get 1 job, talk to 50 people to sell 1 house, meet 1000 acquaintances to have 1 special person. if we […]
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Text Message 7808: Gusto mo talaga siya no?

Gusto mo talaga siya noh? a psychological question. no name was mentioned. but suddnly sum1 cme into ur mind. teks?
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Text Message 7807: Been married twice

Man1: i have been twiced married. both were failures. man2: why? man1: my 1st wife left. man2: and the 2nd? man1: she doesn’t want to leave.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes