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Text Message 12520: An annoyed wife

Never approach a bull from the front, a donkey from behind, or a fool from any direction.. and a wise man always remembers that an annoyed wife is a combination of all three…:-d
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Text Message 12519: Miner and wife lost 10M

A miner comes home from work extremely sad. wife asks why & man replied that mineshaft elevator fell into the pit & killed everyone on it.. wife: how did you survive? man: i went to the toilet to pee.. and when i came back, they were gone. their families will receive 10 million each. wife: […]
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Text Message 12517: Girl lost her Iphone

Girl lost her iphone, so she calls it, hoping someone would answer. boy: hello. girl: hi, u’re the one who has my fone? boy: yeah, so u’re the owner. have been looking for you since i found ur fone. girl: you’re an angel for looking for me to return my phone. boy:.. i’m looking for […]
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Text Message 12516: Be proud of who God made you to be

Don’t compare yourself with anyone. be proud of who god made you to be. if he wanted us all to be alike, he would made us that way.. be yourself.. everyone else is taken. good morning!
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Text Message 12515: Im Wan King

Guy phoned a chinese resto, and the man who answered said, “hello! i’m wan king, the chef.” the guy replied, “no worries, i’ll call back later.”
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Text Message 12514: When a barber gives free haircut

A barber gave a free haircut to a german & next day found frankfurters on his door. he gave a free haircut to a jap & found a bottle of sake the next day. he gave a free haircut to a pinoy and the next day found a line of 10 pinoys waiting for a […]
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Text Message 12513: Thief broke into a doctor’s clinic

Thief broke into a doctor’s clinic, & found a bowl of shredded dried meat in a room. he tasted a piece and found it excellent. he ate everything and saw a sign on the door “circumcision room.”
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Text Message 12512: Relationship Status, constipated

New relationship status: it’s constipated. isang bagong tawag sa relasyong hirap ilabas ang feelings nila sa isa’t isa.
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Text Message 12511: Being contented

Accepting and being contented for whatever situation you have right now is the best way to achieve happiness and make your life less complicated.
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Text Message 12510: If it’s too loud, you’re too old

A husband & wife were having difficulty making themselves heard above the piped-in modern music in a cocktail lounge, the husband got up to ask that it be turned down. but he stopped dead when he saw the notice above the bar: “if it’s too loud, you’re too old.” hehehe!
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Text Message 12509: Become a mother without laboring

Advisory from mobile operators in the year 2050.. dear customer: your wife can become a mother without laboring, simply text “child” and send to 2466.”
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Text Message 12508: Halikopter

Boy: muah :* girl: sus! pa flying flying kiss ka pa jan! boy: hindi un flying kiss. girl: anu un? boy: halikopter 😀
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Text Message 12507: Sagot sa bugtong

Teacher: ano ang sagot sa bugtong na ito, “ayan na, ayan na, hindi mo pa makita!” juan: mam, mam, “tanga?”
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Text Message 12506: Cocooned in isolation

When you find yourself cocooned in isolation and cannot find your way out of the darkness, remember that this is similar to the place where caterpillars go to grow their wings. have a beautiful day!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes