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Text Message 7776: Life is a renewal

Like each flower that opens in the spring, after winter’s long, harsh abuse… life, each dawn, is a renewal… a chance to bloom in all hues. good morning!

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Text Message 7775: Babalik nalang ako sa pagiging negosyante

Kung gus2 kong yumaman pa… eh bbalik n lang ako s pgiging negosyante… pero… bkit p ako magnenegosyo ng maliit kung pwede maging negosyo ang buongpilipinas kapag naging presidente ako. -money vil-liar

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Text Message 7774: Identify any drink while blindfolded

A man said, “i can identify any drink while blindfolded.” blindfolded, he was given several glasses. he said, “johnnie walker blue ito! san miguel pale pilsen ito! pweh! ihi ito!” a voice asked, “correct, pero kanino?”

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Text Message 7773: Deleted

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Text Message 7772: Girls and boys cheat

Girls cheat when there is something wrong in the relationship. boys cheat wen there are opportunities.

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Text Message 7771: It’s nicer to see a complete sentence

Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end, and not just settle on a comma.. why? coz time will come, u’l realize that it’s nicer to see a complete sentence, rather dan seeing a phrase that’s completely hanging and doesn’t even make any sense.

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Text Message 7770: I am not afraid

At a hotel in us. receptionst: xcuse me sir, wil u b stayng hir 4 a wk? american: i’m afraid not! receptionst: how about u, sir? pinoy: i am not afraid!:-p

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Text Message 7769: Di na ako hinahalikan ni Teryo

Babae1: peste itong kasal-kasal na ito! mula ng makasal kami, di na ako hinahalikan ni teryo. babae2: aba, dapat hiwalayan mo na agad hanggang maaga. babae1: huh? hindi naman si teryo ang napangasawa ko eh, si juan!

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Text Message 7768: What heaven will be like

Think of the most beautiful place you know on earth. think of the most wonderful day you have ever had. think of the person who loves you more than anybody else loves you. …& then, multiply that by a million… …maybe that’s the tiniest hint of what heaven will be like. “no eye has seen, […]

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Text Message 7776: Life is a renewal

Text Message 7775: Babalik nalang ako sa pagiging negosyante

Text Message 7774: Identify any drink while blindfolded

Text Message 7773: Deleted

Text Message 7772: Girls and boys cheat

Text Message 7771: It’s nicer to see a complete sentence

Text Message 7770: I am not afraid

Text Message 7769: Di na ako hinahalikan ni Teryo

Text Message 7768: What heaven will be like

Text Message 7767: There are three sides to everything

Text Message 7766: Travel the path of courage

Text Message 7765: Two heads are better

Text Message 7764: Gusto ko maging sayo

Text Message 7763: We can’t recycle wasted time

Text Message 7762: Every moment, thank God