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Text Message 7731: Stages of Modern Love Story

12 stages of modern love story january – rose february – propose march – gift april – lift may – chatting june – dating july – miss you august – kiss you september – anger october – danger november – left december – next
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Text Message 7730: When he stole a bike

When mark was young,he prayed hard 4 a bike,but realized dat god doesn’t work dat way. so he stole a bike & prayed for forgiveness. (he’s now a politician.)
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Text Message 7728: Men and women on using restrooms

Restrooms: men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. women use restrooms as social lounges. men in restrooms will never speak to each other. women who’ve never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends and never history has a man excused himself from a restaurant table saying, “hey, pal, i was just about […]
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Text Message 7727: He had the shits

Erap writing excuse letter. please excuse jinggoy from being absent yesterday. he had diah (crossed out) diaohoah (crossed out) dyah (crossed out) the shits!
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Text Message 7726: Trust your heart

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart. good morning!
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Text Message 7725: When Jinky and Manny fought over Krista

According to compubox, pacman landed 246 of 1,231 punches; clottey connected on just 108 of 399. the ghananian challenger was so lackluster, even jinkee pacquio landed more punches on manny when they last fought over krista!
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Text Message 7724: Let love rule!

The unity of those associated by mere authority or power is ultimately weak and unstable. in contrast the unity of those united by heart – by bonds of respect, honesty, and compassion – is strong and unshakable. one more reason to ‘let love rule!’ may you always be blessed. good morning! enjoy your day!
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Text Message 7723: Give him power

To test a man’s character, give him power. a lincoln..:-o wishing you a happy day!
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Text Message 7722: The greatest luxury of travel

“to my mind, the greatest reward and luxury of travel is to be able to experience everyday things as if for the first time, to be in a position in which almost nothing is so familiar it is taken for granted.”
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Text Message 7721: The quiet times we spend with God

The quiet times we spend with god in solitude will strengthen and restore our souls and help us sense his care. good pm!
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Text Message 7720: Patients chanting 69!69!69!

Man walks by mntal hosp, hears patients chanting: 69!69!69! curious, he cheks wall & finds hole. he peeps thru it & gets pokd n d eye. patients chant 70!70!70!
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Text Message 7718: Di maiputan ng butiki

Tahimik na gabi sayo’y kumiliti, naway ipahele ka ng mga paniki, bagungot ay lumayo, sa banig wag maihi, makatulog ng mahimbing, at di maiputan ng butiki! 🙂
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