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Text Message 12505: Find meaning in life

We find meaning in life. . . – when we positively influence the lives of those around us; – when our own lives create a positive impact in the world we live in, and – when we humbly accept that nothing of this world is ours to keep. legacy after all, is never about what […]
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Text Message 12504: Boy na tambay na sumipol

Boy na tambay na sumipol nang napadaan girl na maganda. boy: ang ganda mo naman ulo hanggang paa yummy! girl: gwapo mo naman! boy: talaga? girl: oo, hanggang ulo mukhang paa!
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Text Message 12503: May kasama ka kagabi

Girl: sino kasama mo kagabi? boy: wala. girl: wag mo akong gawing tanga, nakita kita kagabi may kasama ka! boy: eh tanga ka naman talaga eh, nakita mo na nga tatanong ka pa.
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Text Message 12502: Tatlong salita

Tatlong salita na gusto marinig ng babae: i love you. tatlong salita na ayaw marinig ng babae: ang taba mo. 😀 ahahaha
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Text Message 12501: Naas ang ngamay!

Sitwasyon: pano kung isang gabi habang naglalakad ka sa kalye bigla kang hinoldap at… ngongo pala sabay sabing, “naas ang ngamay… wang kang ngangalaw holnap to..” matatakot ka ba o matatawa?:-d
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Text Message 12500: Ako agad ang pinagbibintangan

Titser: class, alam nyo ba kung saan nakatago ang yamashita’s treasure? ikaw, juan, alam mo ba? juan: yan ha! basta may nawawala ako agad ang pinagbibintangan!
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Text Message 12499: When your phone attacks like a ninja

Don’t u hate it when ur texting lying down on ur bed & all of a sudden ur fone decides to be a ninja & slips thru ur hands & attacks ur face! 😀
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Text Message 12498: Men are Like Fine Wine

Men are like fine wine. they start out as grapes & it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Text Message 12497: This is crazy, erase my number

Girl: buntis ako! at ikaw ang ama! boy: (kumanta) hey! i just met you, and this is crazy… erase my number and keep the baby!
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Text Message 12496: To live on top of the mountain

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it! 🙂 isang malamig at umuulang umaga!
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Text Message 12495: When you understand the lyrics

Did you know that? when you’re happy, you enjoy the music. but. .. when you’re sad, you understand the lyricz.. . -rytz! nyt.
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Text Message 12494: Learn how to treasure people

“learn how to treasure those people who exert effort just to make you feel important. because ignoring them is not their loss, it’s yours.” wag kalimutan ang payong, jacket, botas. . stay warm & dry.
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Text Message 12493: The chase between the cat & the mouse

In the chase between the cat & mouse, the mouse mostly wins… this is because the cat is running for its food while the mouse for its life. lesson? purpose is more powerful than needs! may we continue to live life not just for our needs but more to god’s purpose for our life. god […]
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Text Message 12491: Please substitute my ‘X’

Flirting formula… boy: i heard you are great in algebra! girl: yes! why? boy: can you please substitute my ‘x’ without asking “y”? :p

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes