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Text Message 7580: Tama pala

Sa isang sinehan: babae: excuse me, naapakan ko ba ung paa mo nung lumabas ako kanina? lalake: oo, masakit yun! babae: good! tama pala ang row na pinasukan ko.
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Text Message 7577: Natutuyot na nga ang dagat ng basura

Pagasa says luzon hydro dams are nearing critical levels due to el nino. so sen. manny villar was compelled to revise his campaign song. it now goes., “natutuyot na nga ang dagat ng basura, maligo ka na lang sa tubig ng labada, ‘yan ang hamon namin, kaya ko ‘yan, kayanamin mo rin!”
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Text Message 7576: Self Analysis of a Man

Self analysis of a man my strength: my wife my weakness: my neighbor’s wife my opportunity: when my neighbor’s husband’s on tour. my fear: when i’m on tour.
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Text Message 7575: Deleted

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Text Message 7574: Must be felt

The best and the most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart. -helen keller
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Text Message 7573: On your knees

In life. . . you can never lose, learn to fight your battles . . . on your knees. . . g:-):-)d morning!
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Text Message 7572: Bananas are healthier than apple

Medical tips: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. but according to nutritionist michael van straten, 2 pcs of bananas are healthier than apple because it is the best source of potassium which can alleviate medical conditions lyk diarrhea, fatigue, heart burn, insomnia, nausea, menstrual problems, kidney problems, fluid retention, palpitation, blood sugar regulation, […]
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Text Message 7571: Most of the problems in life

“most of the problems in life are because of two reasons: first, we act without thinking; second, we keep thinkng without acting.”
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Text Message 7570: Laking bear brand Aling Dionesia

Joke for d day: kapag sinabi ni aling dionisia na, “laking bear brand aku” may bibili pa kaya ng bear brand? hahaha.. -mag kakape nalang ako..
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Text Message 7569: Enjoy before it lasts

“if you’re happy, don’t bother to analyse why.. don’t even think about what’s gonna happen after.. just enjoy it before it lasts.”
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Text Message 7568: Pambansang hayop, letter K

Sa isang classr00m: tcher: ano ang pambnsang hayop n ngsisimula s letrang k! estdynte: kut0 t: hndi! nki2ta ito s lupa. e: kut0ng lupa.. t: hndi!,ngta2p0s ito s letrang ‘w’ e: kutow! t:hndi,! may sungay ito e: ah! dem0ny0ng kut0w !. (hehehe love
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Text Message 7567: Love is sometimes tragic

Love is sometimes tragic. but what can be more tragic than not loving at all? so go on, make the sweetest tragedy of your life..
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Text Message 7566: I’m the light

Jesus said: “i’m the light whoever follows me will never be in darkness.” -john 8:12 please dont delete without sharing, help spread the gospel of god.

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes