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Text Message 7535: Chicharon na walang suka

T: ano ang gagawin mo kung may mag-aalok sayo ng chicharon at wala kayong suka? s: hilahin mo na lang ang kaibigan mong maasim at sa kanya isawsaw!

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Text Message 7534: Syempre may laman

Bata bumibili ng lugaw. bata: pabili ng lugaw. tindera: may laman o wala? bata: siempre may laman. pakain ko sayo ang mangkok eh!

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Text Message 7533: Sikyu first the kingdom of God

Ang swerte pala ng mga guards! talong talo tayong lahat! mga sikyu pala mauuna sa langit! tingnan mo sa bible, “sikyu first the kingdom of god..” o, di ba?

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Text Message 7530: Lent is not an effort to save ourselves

Lent is not an effort to save ourselves.. we have been saved by jesus’ one and perfect sacrifice. rather, it is part of our journey, the continuum, the falling in love, staying in love, growing in love with god. “no end, no end to the journey no end, no end never, how can the heart […]

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Text Message 7529: Let go and hold on

Words from spongebob: “let go of what kills you.. and hold on to what keeps you breathing..” m0rning..

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Text Message 7528: Share it with God before you sleep

”whatever you are feeling right now, how good or bad it is.. god wants you to share it with him before you sleep.. pray.” * goodnyt *

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Text Message 7527: Hating me is a disease

Hating me is an emotional, mental and psychological disease.. so, for those who hate me? “get well soon..”

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Text Message 7526: Distancing is done for two reasons

“distancing” is done for two reasons: either because you hate the person, or your just too scared to fall completely for that person..

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Text Message 7525: Non-Fattening Breakfast Treat

Non-fattening breakfast treat 4 2day: juice of care, meaty slice of love, loaf of peace, butter toast of trust, and a hot bowl of prayers.. gd mrning

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Text Message 7524: Life is hard, boss

Life is hard… full of problems, pagod, puyat, and when you feel you can’t take it anymore, stand up, be confident to say.. “boss.. fuck you!”

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Text Message 7523: Call hotel guests by name

A new porter was told to call hotel guests by their names to make them feel more welcome, and the best way to know guests’ names was to look at tags of their luggages. our man gave it a try and happily greeted a couple, “i do hope you enjoy your stay here, mr. & […]

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Text Message 7521: Komisyon on Eleksyon

*comelec* man1: utol, gusto kong magtrabaho sa comelec! man2: bakit? dahil ba sa lagayan? man1: uy! di lagay yun ah! komisyon on eleksyon yun!

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Text Message 7535: Chicharon na walang suka

Text Message 7534: Syempre may laman

Text Message 7533: Sikyu first the kingdom of God

Text Message 7532: Deleted

Text Message 7531: Deleted

Text Message 7530: Lent is not an effort to save ourselves

Text Message 7529: Let go and hold on

Text Message 7528: Share it with God before you sleep

Text Message 7527: Hating me is a disease

Text Message 7526: Distancing is done for two reasons

Text Message 7525: Non-Fattening Breakfast Treat

Text Message 7524: Life is hard, boss

Text Message 7523: Call hotel guests by name

Text Message 7522: Deleted

Text Message 7521: Komisyon on Eleksyon