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Text Message 7413: This is a screw up

A holdupper walks into a bank, sticks his fingers in the teller’s face and says, “this is a screw up. give me all your money.” “you mean stick up, don’t you?” replies the teller. “no, i forgot my gun! this is a screw up!” said the holdupper.
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Text Message 7409: Bukas ang pinto sa mga tapat

“nalalaman ko ang mga ginagawa mo. alam kong mahina ka ngunit sinusunod mo ang ang aking salita, at naging tapat ka sa akin. kaya’t binuksan ko para sa iyo ang isang pinto na hindi maisasara ninuman.” (pahayag 3:8)ang diyos ang nagbubukas ng pinto sa mga tapat. gandang umaga!
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Text Message 7408: My husband is still home

Husband: if somebody calls, say im not home. ring… wife: hello, my husband is still home. h: didnt i tell u that.. w: relax, this call is not for u. 😀 toink!
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Text Message 7407: The essence of genius

“it’s the essence of genius to make use of the simplest of ideas.” – charles peguy let ur light shine! have a nice day! 😉
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Text Message 7406: Our friendshp will never come to an end

I’m prayng dat our friendshp will never come to an end. i’m wishng dat it will last until u can see an apple in an orange tree on d 30th day of february. gudm0rning!
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Text Message 7405: Monster na hindi pumapatay

“hindi lahat ng monster pumapatay.” -cookie monster.
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Text Message 7404: Ang babae, nirerespeto, inaalagaan

“ang babae, nirerespeto, inaalagaan! hindi yan psp na bubunutin mo lang sa bulsa pag gusto mo ng paglaruan. hindi yan ipod na ppakinggan mo lng pg wla kang libangan. hindi yan red horse na pwede mong laklakin hanggang madaling araw. ang babae, marami mang arte sa katawan, hindi yan gadget para kolektahin at paglaruan.”
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Text Message 7403: I was at the top of the pole

Police investigator arrived at the scene of the accident to find a car struck a telephone pole. he asked a pale, tense man in work clothes who claimed he is a witness, “sir, where were u at the time of this accident?” “sir,” exclaimed the witness, “i am a telephone lineman. i was at the […]
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Text Message 7401: Tunay ngang kayo’y mga alagad ko

Ang mga taong ngha2nap ng kato2hanan ay mrapat lumapit sa panginoong jesus nang sa ganoon ay msumpungan nila ang knilang hinahanap spgkat siya mismo ang kto2hanan. ito ang kanyang pahayag: “kung patuloy kayong susunod sa aking aral, tunay ngang kayo’y mga alagad ko; makikilala ninyo ang katotohanan at ang katotohanan ang magpapalaya sa inyo.” -juan […]
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Text Message 7400: Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal

“ang pag-ibig parang imburnal, nkakatakot mahulog at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or tlgang tanga ka.” -bob ong
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Text Message 7399: Another door is open

“when one door is closed, don’t you know, another is open.” -bob marley goodnyt..

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes