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Text Message 12475: As long as you eat at home

A man’s wife caught him checking out their new hot neighbor. the wife said, “it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!”
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Text Message 12474: Going in the right direction

Keep your head and your heart going in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet. have a great day!
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Text Message 12473: Ang paborito naming senador

Dear kamatayan, kinuha nyo po ang paborito naming comedian na si dolphy. bago un kinuha nyo ang paborito naming rapper na si francis m. bago pa un kinuha nyn ang paborito naming action star na si fpj. gusto po naming malaman nyo na ang paborito naming senador ay si miriam santiago.
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Text Message 12472: Illness can turn into wellness

When “i” is replaced by “we”.. even “illness” turns into “wellness.” have a happy weekend!
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Text Message 12471: Happiness is not about collecting

“happiness is not about collecting material things or collecting beautiful memories. it’s about having a deep feeling of contentment and knowing that life is a blessing.” godbless & good morning!
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Text Message 12470: Don’t worry about anything

Don’t worry about anything.. instead pray about everythng.. every flower blooms when it’s time. every prayer is answered in god’s time. good morning/happy weekend:)
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Text Message 12469: Hong Pi Chik

A very touching story .. a guy visited his dying chinese friend. the chinese said, “hong pi chik” and died. the guy went all the way to china to find the meaning of his friend’s last word. and he was shocked to know the meaning, “huwag mong apakan ang oxygen!” haha
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Text Message 12468: Two bank robbers

Two bank robbers: thief1: let us count the money that we stole, man. thief2: dude m tired let’s sleep we will see it in the newspapers tomorrow.
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Text Message 12467: How to propose

How do men propose? they kneel on one knee with a ring in hand… how do ladies propose? “honey… i’m pregnant!
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Text Message 12466: Why you cant read doctors’ prescriptions?

Haven’t you wondered why you can always read a doctor’s bill and yet can never read his prescriptions? syempre para walang mali sa babayaran! hehehe!
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Text Message 12464: Two moms breast feeding

Two moms, a black & a white, breast feeding. white baby cries & the mom asks what he wants. baby points to black mom & says, “i want chocolate flavor..”
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Text Message 12463: I think my neighbor is stalking me

“i think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer.. i saw it through my telescope last night!”
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Text Message 12462: About guys and girl on love

Problem: if two guys loves a girl. talent: if a guy loves two girls at the same time. luck: if two girls love a guy!
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Text Message 12461: A good fighter with a great faith

When we are tired of everything and almost want to quit, always put this into our minds: a good fighter with a great faith in god will never ever be a loser. — good morning. ♥

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes