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Text Message 12460: Dominating wife took off her clothes

Dominating wife took off her clothes and asked her husband, “do you know what you have to do now?” he replied, “yes, darling, i’ll wash your clothes.”

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Text Message 12459: The music is loud, so you farted

You are on a bus then you suddenly realize you need to fart. the music is really loud, so you timed your fart with the beat. after a couple of songs you felt better. at a bus stop, as you are going down the bus, people were staring at you and that’s when you realize […]

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Text Message 12457: No matter what your problem is

No matter what your problem is — don’t nurse it, don’t curse it, don’t rehearse it. just call on god, he will reverse it. it’s a beautiful day! enjoy it!

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Text Message 12456: The things that make us happy

“in this life, the things that make us happy, are sometimes the same things that can make us sad. our source of joy can be our source of tears, so let us be careful with the things that make us smile because they can be the same things that will make us cry.”

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Text Message 12455: Pag kinasal ka, saan mo gusto?

Girl: gusto ko pag kinasal ako white sand beach wedding. much better kung sa amanpulo kaya lang baka mahirapan ung mga guest kaya sa batangas o la union na lang. kaw, pagkinasal ka, saan mo gusto? boy: sa tabi mo 🙂

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Text Message 12453: Bigla akong nagtext sayo

What if one day nalaman mo na dedo nako? after 7 days bigla akong nagtxt sau, matatakot ka kaya o mapapaluha? at ang text ko ay, “may 8 cases pang red horse sa kuwarto ko, pakiubos na lang.”

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Text Message 12452: Naaksidente po misis nyo

Pulis: naaksidente po mrs nyo. punta po kayo para ma-identify ang body. man: busy kasi ako. picturan mo, itag mo ko sa fb. kung siya yon, magla-like ako.:-d

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Text Message 12451: Titser ko sinuspinde ako

Mag ama nga dad: parang galit na galit ka? son: titser ko kc sinuspinde ako ng 3 araw dad: ano ba ginawa mo? son: kc ask sakin kun ano 2 x 3 dad: o ano sagot mo son: 6 dad: tama yon ah son: tinanong ulit nya ako anong 3 x 2 dad: siraulo pala […]

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Text Message 12450: The first cordless phone was made by God

Hi good day! i got this encouraging message i lyk to share wid u: ” the first cordless phone was made by god. it was the model called prayer. it never loses its signal. the recharging is done by the holy spirit and sending text through the bible. when we spread his word around the […]

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Text Message 12449: Relax and Analyze

Relax & analyze 1. “to wait” -iyan ang huni ng ibon. to wait, to wait, to wait. -imported kasi yung ibon kaya slang ang huni. 2. “the egg” -ito ang mga bagay na mas nakakalamang ka sa kanila, kaya the egg mo sila. 3. “l0ving a name” -yan naman yung kasunod sa labing-lima. 4. “she […]

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Text Message 12448: LDL, Lechon de Leche

Dr: mataas ang bad cholesterol mo. p: paano malalaman kung mataas o mababa ang bad cholesterol? dr: sa ldl. kasi, ang ibig sabihin ng ldl ay lechon d leche!

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Text Message 12446: Wife shows new boots to husband

The wife was showing off her new boots to husband. “ohh,” she said, “nice and tight. i feel like i’m wearing my own skin.” he said after looking at shoe box, “that’s no surprise, they’re made of pig’s leather!”

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