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Text Message 7143: What is ARMM?

What is armm? a-autonomous r-region for m-muslim m-mindanao.. wrong! a-ampatuan r-rebels for m-masacre in m-maguindanao – lol!
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Text Message 7142: If a person is single

If a prson is single,it doesn’t mean dat he/she knws n0thing about love.. in fact,going s0l0 is a lot wiser dan being in a wrong relationship.. -tama.
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Text Message 7141: The more pimples the merrier

“akala ko ba the m0re, the merrier, eh bkt k galit?” -pimples
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Text Message 7140: Make your own statement

In a world of comparisons and conformity, make your own statement. have the courage to be yourself; risk speaking your own thoughts and claiming your emotions. share your vulnerabilities, fears, doubts and insecurities; let others experience the real you. have the courage to be yourself, and realize that you are a wonderful person. have a […]
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Text Message 7138: Eve went down to the river

One day, god found adam sitting alone. “where’s eve?” he ask. “well,” said adam, “she’s bleeding. this happens every month.” “so where is she?” god asks. “she went down to the river to wash up.” replied adam. “darn,” said god. “now i’ll never get the smell out of the fish!”
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Text Message 7136: Garci and GMA using codenames

Garchi: kahit na retired na me, mam, if u need my expertise, just call me b4 election proper. gma: no, thanks. pampanga is my home teritory. no more fpj to rival me. garchi: mam, u r not sure of ur kabalens. gma: ok copy. texting lang tayo para walang makamonitor. garchi: cge, mam. gamit tayo […]
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Text Message 7135: Tough neighborhood

Guy grew up in a tough neighborhood. how tough you ask? the sign in the local library says it all… “shut the fuck up!”
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Text Message 7134: He who never changes his opinions

“he who never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser tomorrow than he is today…” may you always seek god’s wisdom in all things… have a pleasant day!
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Text Message 7133: We have a choice of perspective

In every event, in every circumstances, we have a choice of perspective. faced with difficulty, we can choose between disappointment and curiosity as our mind-set. the choice is ours. will we focus on what we see as lacking or will we look for the new good that is emerging? in every moment, however perilous or […]
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Text Message 7132: Who’s got the shortest

In the old days, girls used to be bothered when their long skirts flew up in the air. today, the skirts got much shorter, and girls bother about who’s got the shortest. 🙂
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Text Message 7130: An all-male battle royal for the presidency

Comelec approved the candidacies of 8 presidential nominees: gibo teodoro dick gordon noynoy aquino manny villar erap jc de los reyes bro. eddie villanueva ana ma. consuelo (jamby) madrigal clearly, it’s an all-male battle royal for the presidency.
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Text Message 7129: How a trip always seems shorter

Remember how a walking trip always seems shorter if we concentrate, not on the distance to our destination, but just the distance to the next milepost. in the same way, we should concentrate on living within today. then better tomorrows will inevitably follow. god bless your day!

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