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Text Message 7083: Talking a lot is our family tradition

Teacher: sam, you talk a lot. sam: it’s a family tradition. teacher: what do you mean? sam: sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my dad is a teacher. teacher: what about your mother? sam: she’s a woman.
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Text Message 7082: Rainbows with different colors

Blessings come our way like rainbows with different colors. may our rainbow never disappear by mere clouds that cross our way. have a nice day, dear friend!
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Text Message 7081: Kabit ni Pacman

Ano ang tawag mo sa kabit ni pacman? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . pacbet. hehehe!
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Text Message 7080: Best actors in Philippine election

When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it’s called the oscars. when the best actors are chosen by the people, it’s called a philippine election..
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Text Message 7077: Ampatuans Christmas party

You are warmly & cordially invited to a xmas party on dec 16 at an exclusive resort. reimbursable back & forth transportation & hotel accommodation with cash allowance! pls bring your whole clan. see you all at the long life resort at sharif aguak, maguindanao. -the ampatuans
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Text Message 7076: Become one great soul

Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. be one yourself. good morning! enjoy your day!
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Text Message 7075: Life is a book of mysteries

Life is a book of mysteries, you never know which page brings a good twist in the story. so keep on reading because, happiness comes when it’s most unexpected. have a happy day. good morning!
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Text Message 7074: Where the spirit meets the bone

Have compassion for everyone you meet, even if they don’t want it. what appears bad manners, an ill temper or cynicism is always a sign of things no ears have heard, no eyes have seen. you do not know what wars are going on down there where the spirit meets the bone. con mucho amor. […]
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Text Message 7071: He had never lived, he never died

There was a man who never romped or played. he never smoke or drank, nor kissed a gal and he passed away. insurance was denied to his heirs. since he had never lived, they claimed he never died. so live it up! cheers!
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Text Message 7070: A man with fractured legs jumped six feet high

Doctor: recently, i treated a man with fractured legs. one week later he jumped six feet high. doubter: that was probably when he got your bill
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Text Message 7069: Stop for a moment

When things happen to you, whether good or bad, stop for a moment; think what they mean. for there’s a purpose to life’s events, even if it’s only to teach you how to laugh more easily, or not to cry too hard. good morning!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes