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Text Message 7068: Victories, leave them behind

Enjoy your victories, but then leave them behind you and walk on. if you enjoy them too long, you’ll end up being their prisoner. beyond every mountain climbed there’s another higher one still waiting to be conquered. have a great thursday!
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Text Message 7067: If men have PMS

If men have pms, what would happen? 1. the gov’t. would allocate funds to study it. 2. cramps would become acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability. 3. there would be a regular holiday every 28 days. 4. all of the above.
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Text Message 7064: Lord, hit him again

A church conducting annual fund drive. one member said, “i gave 100 bucks.”just then, a piece of plaster from the ceiling fell on his head. he spoke up again quickly, “i give 10,000 bucks!” the priest said, “lord, hit him again!
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Text Message 7063: Presidential candidate endorsed by PGMA

The latest pulse asia poll showed 43% of respondents would “surely not vote for” a presidential candidate endorsed by pgma. asked if he’d seek pgma’s endorsement, gibo reportedly said, “sino ‘yon?”
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Text Message 7062: Find Him in tragedies

If you can’t find the lord in the blessings you have received, find him in the tragedies that you have been spared of. good am!
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Text Message 7061: Respect experience more

Respect age, but respect experience more. for it isn’t age that makes a person wise. age simply means a person is physically alive. experience, and the openness to learn from that experience, are what gives a person real understanding. enjoy this cloudy but beautiful day!
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Text Message 7059: Bachelor with 200 hectars of land wanted

Wanted ad: bachelor with 200 hectars of agricultural land would like to meet lady with good farming tractor. matrimony in mind. pls send photo of tractor.
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Text Message 7057: The future is so bright

“when i look into the future, it’s so bright it burns my eyes.” ~ oprah winfrey god bless your day!
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Text Message 7056: Celebrate today the conception

We celebrate today the conception of her whom god chose to be the mother of his son. the almighty has done great things for his lowly handmaiden. today’s celebration is an expression of hope that he will do such great things for all of us. have a blessed day!
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Text Message 7055: Mr. Grim Reaper you have taken away my favorites

“dear mr. grim reaper, so far this year you have taken away my favorite singer, michael jackson, favorite actor patrick swayze, & favorite actress farrahfawcett. just so you know… my favorite politician is ate gloria !
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Text Message 7054: A chance to prove you are the best man

The only trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it!

A collection of Uncategorized text messages and SMS quotes